How screwed are you?
I last touched a car so...goodbye world...
EDIT: Don't say Mouse, Keyboard, or Phone. These [b]don't count. [/b]
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iPod?
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I'm not eating my iPhone. Enough said.
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My foot? WTF
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Does pussy count?
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Must not make bad joke, I am fine
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Ha! Cookies
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The "Y" key
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My computer mouse.
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Beer, to easy
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A blu seems easy to swallow
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I'm currently snacking on pretzels. Neener neener
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*drinking pop* *looks at thread* *drinks more pop*
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This is bullshit, it would always be either a keyboard or a phone.
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I just took a piss...
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my keyboard. Also OP is lying he last touched some sort of input device to make his OP
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My laptop...
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This phone? .-.
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Chicken sandwich? Ok fine with me.
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My underwear
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Um posting here, i am guessing everyone is eating a smurtphone or keyboard.
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Pillow. Eh, could be worse I suppose.
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My dick?
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My dog ._.
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Stairs.... It's all ogre now
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I was drinking soda... Oh god. Gotta eat the soda can.
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At least i'm not the only one eating dick today.