One time when i was like 5, I got a brand new freshly sharpened Spiderman pencil. So I carried it around with me for the rest of the night cuz it was freakin awesome. Then my friend said he wanted to race, so I accepted cause I ain't no wuss. We race and towards the end I trip and impale myself with my pencil. To this day (I'm 17 now) there's a little grey circle under my skin where the tip of the pencil broke off inside me.