originally posted in:The Friends List
Hmm…
*looks you up and down*
You don't look like you've been robbed.
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I vote we do something bold, stupid and crazy. You walk up to the front gate and demand they let you in, when they don't make a gun shape with your hand and pretend to shoot one of them, at which point their shoulder will explode and they will let you pass. *makes hand guestures* Inside you're on your own but I'll keep them from doing anything bolder, stupider or crazier than us and maybe make one or two dance a little.
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Sounds good! *starts walking to the front gate* *stops* Wait, what are you gonna do? If I walk in through the front, how are you gonna help? You gonna meet me at the reactor?
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After we scare them a little I'll work my way around the back and help you. *loads sniper* Good with you?
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Sure. Just make sure ya meet me at the reactor. I'm not carrying that thing by myself! *Sneaks to the front gate*
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*waits patiently* Guess I'm just going to lie here for a bit.
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*comes back bloodied* I've some pricks in my time, but you sir are a -blam!-ing cactus!
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*is hanging from a pole by ankles, hands tied, blindfolded and gagged* *muffled grumbling*
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*cuts down* *Removes gag* Dafuq happened here?
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*sits up* Apparently those guys from last night had a few friends and when they found that one we tied up he told them everything.
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Well, shit. We still need the plutonium. We'll deal with them later. *Cocks shotgun*