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Edited by OnionRing27:
8/7/2014 7:53:08 PM
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Halo taught me that...
...Being the savior of humanity requires the injection of military grade performance enhancing drugs...
Hue hue hue hue
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3 RepliesPokemon taught millions that when you see a new creature to catalog it, kick the crap out of it, trap it and make it fight to the death in an arena
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4 RepliesMass effect taught me that when the galaxy needs saving there's always time for some good asari sex.
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1 ReplyHalo and CoD made me believe that my mother is a wh*re. Apparently everyone in the gaming community claims to have been with her
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1 ReplyHalo taught me that killing one of your fellow brothers in arms is ok. Killing two gets you a nasty look and some harsh words. Killing three, however, unleashes a tidal wave of angry marines hell bent on your destruction. But they'll stop again when you kill the black guy. Halo 4 lessons for life children.
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Halo taught me that if you jump off a spaceship from orbit, you'll live.
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HALO taught me that when everything is STR8 RIPPIN, We must be the Final Bosses, with the Instinct, to throw our Triggers Down.
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1 ReplyI can beat the most powerful being in the universe by pressing X.
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That the Prophets have chin balls.
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Halo taught me that you can reclaim something that was never yours.
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That all of life's problems can be solved with a plasma grenade.
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1 ReplyThat children will be kidnapped and made into super soldiers with the purpose of eliminating us if we rebel but be repurposed to protect us. Irony
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Of course. How can you appreciate an alien ringworld being blown to hell when you're not coked out of your kiddy-soldier mind?
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1 Reply...no one appreciates a good story anymore ;-;
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1 ReplyDark Souls taught me how to git gud
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T-Bagging can be fun for the whole team!
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[quote]Halo taught me that... [/quote] Things are more easily done when you're sneaky and your enemies don't know you are there..
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Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep. :(
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3 RepliesHalo taught me that strong religious belief leads to a full-scale war, threatening to eliminate all life of the galaxy.
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1 ReplyEdited by Atticus: 8/8/2014 2:37:23 AMSuper Mario Bros. taugh me that the princess is in another castle.
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1 ReplyHalo taught me that there is racism in the universe.
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4 RepliesLol'd at the intro made in iMovie, using Machinima.com's intro sound effects.
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When you kill people, you have to Tbag them.
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7 RepliesI hate that trailer.
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Clocktower taught me to always carry a bottle of Holy Water anywhere I go
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Blue Chicks are hot!
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4 RepliesDestiny taught me that only good looking characters can become legend and ugly people can go -blam!- themselves
