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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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The dinklbot zapped me to moon dust because all I ever did was dance. I was born to dance! I was brought back to life to dance! But he said he couldn't have found a worse guardian and shot a laser right up me bum hole!
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My Guardian was on the moon with a friend. They were playing Duck Duck Goose. Well one person stepped and punctured the other's oxygen tubes. To save his friend's life they had to share a cord from one space suit to the other. It was a shame it was super chili chili day at the mess hall. The amount of methane the two were exposed to and inhaled killed them off in a silly sounding orchestra of toots... so sad...
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Tried to rescue the purple, went over the edge of the the tower. Was totally worth it.
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Testicular Cancer.
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Exploring a cave and suddenly a level ?? Dreg appears and kills me.
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Died from a Heart Attack after too much Dancing in the Tower.
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1 ReplyA terrible sparrow accident, we lost four great guardians that day...
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2 RepliesEdited by AidenRed123: 8/9/2014 2:28:17 PMIt didn't die... It got deleted >.>[spoiler]it wasn't living in the first place[/spoiler]
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Tripped over a pebble, snapped my neck. Game over..
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I was in the middle of running, watching the world burn. But then things got so serious, and my vision was clouded like a dark night. And then I was gone.
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We ventured out passed the wall, and my ghost went to go scan some stuff, and I got shot and passed out right in the spot I first woke up. I got hit so hard, like I might have amnesia.
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While fighting endless waves of hive under the surface of the moon trying to push back the hive of of the moon when suddenly a shrieker began to attack my fire team.. I nova bombed the shrieker but it was two late my other two members had already fallen.. I picked myself up beaten and battered and fired shots out my pulse rifle until I ran out then went down with shotgun in arms until I had no more shells finally my guardians soul was extinguished and my ghost fell alongside my body.. Buried in the bodies of the hive
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Edited by Dawy5382: 8/9/2014 5:31:01 PMWell I tried flanking a warlock on the venus crucible map to kill him when he got on the B flag and then I fell off the map.....yeah.... just like that *Goes into a corner and starts crying*
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My titan died saving the purple ball from going over the edge in the tower.
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He killed himself he was mad i left :(
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My warlock became extremely powerful and knowlegable so the "gods of Destiny" had to strike him down. They wept as they tied the noose of Valhala around his neck and pulled. His final words were "all aboard the space bus. Mother trucking choo cho-uuuuuh!"
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My Guardian was inspecting the barrel of her Golden Gun because it was jammed then accidentally misfired
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Food poisoning.
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Buried in a pile of naked awoken babes
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He got killed by the Guardians...
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He totally misjudged that jump.
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I feel off a cliff.....
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Edited by Caelos81: 8/9/2014 4:43:08 PMMine died during the Collapse. Trying to usher in the last waves of desperate survivors outside the walls of the Cosmodrome. It was pretty chaotic with the forces of darkness snapping at our heels. Then the darkness finally caught up. Not everyone left the Cosmodrome with their lives. My guardian died defending those caught outside the wall. It was a futile attempt, and my guardian fell among the sea of cars where Ghost (Dinklebot) would eventually find the remains centuries later. But the Beta was only a dream. A dream of the dead.
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Probably super'd off the edge into Hellmouth core.
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Bungie killed off my titan:( I didn't even get to have a 1v1 with Deej on crucible to negotiate:(
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Servers shut down while I was in the middle of the strike map. So here's how I think it went. As the third wave raced towards the laser grid to swarm our fireteam we prepared our weapons. We entrenched ourselves. It was all or nothin as the first fallen made their charge. We aimed with the precision of surgeons. Our guns clicked. My guardians corpse is now used for fallen puppet shows. Always check your ammo kids.
