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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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My Guardian was in a tragic drunk sparrow driving accident. He got ballsy and tried to jump from the airplane wing onto the cliff in old Russia. Unfortunately he didn't make it. Damn sparrow crushed his head on impact. Don't drink and drive sparrows fellow Guardians. Not worth it.
