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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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My male warlock was making out with a fallen captain and his mandibles subconsciously were eating me while we kissed. I tried to scream but obviously my mouth was first to go. I was squeezing hardnon the captain to grab attention, but was already doing that before the trouble started. In the end the captain was surprised to open his eyes to see me gone. He never knew what happened to me. But he will remember the viscious poop I gave his as a final goodbye. As he sat on his fallen toilet. A purple hot glow began to erupt from his bottom and after a super sayian like charge up his whole body exploded to why could have been labeled as..... A nova bomb
