Probably the one where I cut my own neck off. I made a thread about it a while back but thanks to the ape-human hybrids they use for site updates all of the bookmarks and saved links I had to old threads are now void (BUT AT LEAST NECROBUMPING IS STILL RAMPANT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) Idiots. Anyway <.< Yeah so I'd basically cut my neck off and I was holding this stump of bone and flesh which was fountaining blood all over the kitchen. Then I picked up a kitchen knife and started to cut away at the flesh to try and stop it from bleeding (Dream logic) and after a short while I was left with this thing that looked more like a bone and sinew tail than a neck and I started to freak out because I thought 'Oh god, how will my head be able to stay on if my neck is as thin as a pencil' Then I woke up and spent a few minutes holding my throat/neck to make sure it was still alright ._. That's one of the strangest but I have -blam!-ed up shit like that all the time.