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Edited by Otthild:
8/14/2014 4:13:33 AM
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Since I'm single...guys
I'm up for grabs gentlemen. Professional data enter and sword fighter. I make decent money and make my guy come first. Pun intended. I like long walks on normal -blam!-ing beaches and slaying desticles through the night.
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Edited by Stalker13F: 8/14/2014 3:49:08 AMThis is what id do with desticals too! Much fun shall be had!
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*Professional data logger More correct. I will correct and analyze everything you say, let's go out some time.
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2 Replies
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Uhhhh... What?
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AM RUSSIAN, AM ROMANTIC, I AM NAME ARTYOM LIKE GAMES AM FUNNY AM GENTLEMAN I POOT LADEE FERST AM SMART AM DOCTOR AM YOUR FUTURE BOYFRIEND
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Wait do i still have a chance?! Plz?! OP?!
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3 Replies*walks up to otthild* *squeals and runs off*
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2 Replies-1 Respect
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lol funny
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3 RepliesHow do we know that you're not a witch?
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1 ReplyShow me your [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Alright, I've had enough of this...will you, Otthild, wed me in holy matrimony? It seems you are the light to my dark and vice versa. We can troll everyone together for all eternity while slaying anyone in our path with our charms and good looks. The universe will be at our knees for the taking. What do you say?
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8 RepliesEhh I don't know, I'm just a bit too young for you and by the time our age differential is a-ok I'll likely be a woman.
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Guys might as well be saying Hodor.
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*much cringe* *sees tag* *cringe detensifies*
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* stands up* * loads shotgun* * floats away* * laughs like a little girl*
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3 Replies*looks at tag* *floats out*
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1 Reply*tips fedora* M'lady [spoiler]Oh god this thread is so cringy lol[/spoiler] [spoiler]I love it[/spoiler]
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18 RepliesPregnant? No problem! I'll still insert my penis into your vagina.
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4 RepliesI'm under aged only 16
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(Okay here's my shot to impress her) *clears throat* "I have a face" (Nailed it)
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5 RepliesEdited by relliK42: 8/14/2014 4:45:15 AM>parody thread gets 400+ replies >ITT Otthild amasses a fanbase who want to bang her.
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lol, really? 0.o
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1 ReplyI can rip off my clothes without touching them.
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3 Replies[quote]Since I'm single...guys[/quote]Why is the title like this
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Bleeeeeee like meet you
