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I'm up for grabs gentlemen. Professional data enter and sword fighter. I make decent money and make my guy come first. Pun intended. I like long walks on normal -blam!-ing beaches and slaying desticles through the night.
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Wanna go out sometime?
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Please don't slay me, I enjoy your humor
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I work hard and party even harder. I'm pretty sure that's the goods.
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I thought I was the only guy for you. :(
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No. You have a baby.
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I remember when this had 40 replys....
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Once elegiac arrives, this contest is over....
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I make decent money and make my gal come first. Pun intended. I like short walks on unusual -blam!-ing beaches and slaying desticles through the day. Do I qualify?
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I'm very well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I have man tits that weigh 13 kilos each.
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ITT we see the true thirst of #OffTopic emerge.
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hey bby, let uncle beet show you what my onions are all about [spoiler][i]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/i][/spoiler]
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I just need someone to hold my hand playing the new Silent Hill
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Be mine. ♥
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Are you still pregnant, I'd love to -blam!- you in the ass while you're giving birth. Imagine how weird it'd be.
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Okay okay, ill sweeten the deal...we can duel with lightsabers!
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FatherlyNick did practically say I was a slut before…
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Hi :]
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:I You said you were with me.
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I'm old, grey and smell like dust & gunpowder. does that count for anything?
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Is the line getting any shorter? *smokes another beer*
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*Shakes*
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[quote]sword fighter[/quote] I'm sorry if I'm nit picking but like, that's pretty vague... There's fencing, kendo, etc.
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You're gross, ugly and fat. -blam!- off
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You can talk to me all day bby