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I'm up for grabs gentlemen. Professional data enter and sword fighter. I make decent money and make my guy come first. Pun intended. I like long walks on normal -blam!-ing beaches and slaying desticles through the night.
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You're gross, ugly and fat. -blam!- off
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You disrespectful pig. Men like you are the blight of this planet that clouds darkness on the forever movement of a woman's true happiness, a movement I have led since before your mother and disrespectful father ever made the mistake of bringing you into this world.
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OMFG YOU'RE BACK!
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