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Edited by Recon Number 54:
8/14/2014 3:21:20 PM
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Siri may be helpful, but she will also testify against you.
[url=http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/florida-murder-suspect-asked-siri-where-to-hide-a-body-court-hears-1.1957962]When you ask her for a good place to ditch a body[/url].
Okay, maybe those weren't his exact words, which were allegedly "I need to hide my roommate.”
To which Siri (always trying to be helpful) replied: “What kind of places are you looking for?” and suggested “swamps, reservoirs, metal foundries and dumps..." Nice Siri, really nice.
I can't wait for the side-by-side comparison between Apple's Siri and Microsoft's Cortana when it comes to hiding evidence, creating an alibi, and finding a defense lawyer.
So, to promote discussion.... what's the worst thing that you ever asked for help with?
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1 ReplyI was jump starting my car and some community cops came walking around, I said "Don't worry we are just trying to steal the car" and the cop said "Well Im sure there are better ways to do it" and I asked if he had any tips, he just said he has plenty and walked off.
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I once asked Siri how to assassinate the president, and she gave me a list of nearby mental hospitals. Oh btw, this thread is now under surveillance by the FBI, NSA, Border Patrol, etc. You know...keywords and all.
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/16/2014 3:01:43 AMCortana find my glasses... [spoiler]*they're on my face*[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyComing up with a great way to destroy incriminating items. Thermite does wonders.
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2 RepliesSiri is like VIKI she going to take control of your Ipods and kill us all
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[quote]what's the worst thing that you ever asked for help with?[/quote] Nice try, NSA.
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I don't have a phone with Cortana or Siri. Damn iPhone 4.
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It's only so they'll be lenient on her. She's obviously complicit in the crime.
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This is why ouy soulhd do heardl thy wrods when I said tehnoligcory liwl aket vero het dlorw and no one wlodu isteln when I said tcnohlegy cnat be rtues.
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One time when I was a younger rebel I wanted to learn about some ways to please ladies so I looked up some....advice. Lets just says the computer at the time was a snitch. Literally it had a virus and I got caught looking at ......unicorns and caves
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In Putin Russia, robot ask you.
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Edited by TheLoneEthaniel: 8/15/2014 12:41:48 AMNot related to question but... "Siri, I'm thinking about committing suicide." "There are X mental hospitals in your location." Edit: fixed
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13 RepliesI've had my iphone 4 since last summer and never used Siri :/
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1 ReplyHow to skin someone without killing them
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First thing i did; asked siri where to hide a body
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You can't be... [spoiler][u]siri[/u]us[/spoiler] [spoiler]that was so bad it probably deserves a permanent carpet ban on all accounts titled "Zonda."[/spoiler]
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I knew that cheeky answer was eventually going to get someone killed. Good going Siri.
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SIRI IS A BEATCH AND KORTANA SOUND BAD ASH.
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Hiding bodies
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1 Reply[quote] So, to promote discussion.... what's the worst thing that you ever asked for help with?[/quote] ;D
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lol Don't people know that Apple records everything you ask Siri?
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Sounds like a Woman wanting to run her mouth and ends up with you in trouble.
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Well it sure was awkward when I asked the polices to help me murder and hide some girls I -blam!- back in '05
