GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? PRIVATE SNOWBALL: Sir, no, sir! GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer? PRIVATE SNOWBALL: Sir, no, sir! GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: I bet you are the kind of guy that would -blam!- a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!