A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
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9 ricks of wood? Or maybe 3 cords.
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It is a scientific fact that woodchucks can chuck wood
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Oh, darn, I have been misinformed. You can't argue with science!
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Of course! Unsourced, random posts made on the internet that the poster claims is backed up by science is always right!