Welcome to the floodzone. Had a long day? Something got ya down? Well sit down, have a drink, and let it all out. You're among fellow floodians here so don't be shy.
Opened on August 17, 2014
[b][Menu][/b]
Water
Soda
Beer
Rum
Vodka
Scotch
750
Long Island iced tea
Whiskey
Wine
Bacta
Fuel
Ale
Mead
Milk
Coffee
Anything else you can think of we've probably got!
[b]Workers[/b]
[spoiler]
[b][bartenders][/b]
FeelGoodCEO [i]formally The Traveler [/i](owner)
Dyr Dragon
Rain
Elemental
A Fox
CounterStorm5
Eli
King Rekt II
lNovaStormzl
Kikkik02
Crush da Sickest
EnderWolf1013
Corvus98
Squabbled (cook)
Alondite9087(head cook)
Griyff
Julie (waitress)
LilMissSunshine
[b][bouncers][/b]
FletchTheSniper (head bouncer)
SGTPineapple
Biosmiley
Spartan A145
Psychomech
GingerSnap
BannedMechetti
B10nary (anti-desticle specialist)
Exodus
Iron Tarkus
Demonic Sniper ( Anti Sniper Squad)
TrevDaddyz
Quiggles Mcgee
[b][desticulinator][/b]
Billy
[b][Musicians][/b]
Dragon Sniper 3 (M.C)
SzyGuy (DJ)
WORKSHOPWIZARD (Guitarist/Vocalist)
Squishie1984 (multi talented instrumentalist)
Rocketman287 (electric guitarist)
Triple B (Drummer)
Space Fox (piano man)
MalvOfAlaska (second guitarist)
[b][Entertainment][/b]
TheKnaveOfDeath (Gif.er)
Jester II (You know)
AfroJoe (bar kitten)
BANANA (Story teller)
[b][Engineer][/b]
Tamefrog7
SgtOceanus (mechs and turrets technician)
SilenceOfTheJams (Custodial engineer)
[b][Supplier][/b]
La Foudre
[b][Destinians allowed service][/b]
Fenatsu
master guardian1
rezamaru
masterkitty2015
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[b]Sorry guys but I'm not adding anyone else to the workers! I have way to many as it is! So I'm not responding to anymore requests!
Also no god moding. That makes it no fun for everyone else and it just makes you a jerk.
Oh and one more thing. Fletch's and UlcaM's words are law, seconded only to me. I'm all for having fun guys but don't be that guy.[/b]
[b]workers who left or were fired[/b]
[spoiler]Corey the Kell
Ultimaterobber[/spoiler]
[b]gone but not forgotten[/b]
[b]Keeper of the Bar[/b]
UlcaM
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[b]I enter the bar, draped in a cowl and cloak. No part of my body is visible.[/b] Hemingway, if you wouldn't mind.
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Cream soda?
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*lights stuff on fire* Huehuehehehehehhehehehehe
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Ban check.
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I've had too many idiot guardians rageing towards me. I just need a nap. Gimme your best apple juice.[spoiler][b]COLD.[/b][/spoiler]
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Ban check
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I'll take some Jurassic Juice please.
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Postcap is approaching
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I'll take a strong glass of milk.
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Put some milk in a jar. A small one. The milk must be whole milk. Shake the jar until the milk is solid then BAM! You got butter.
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This place is dying
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*steals everything, bombs the place and takes a shit on the ashes*
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*sits in corner of the bar, smoking a pipe* You. Come over here. Yes, you, the dipshit reading this. Over here now, I have a job for you.
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Edited by Guardian0657: 6/15/2015 8:20:03 AM*walks in with my gauss rifle holstered to my back, sits down on one of the couches, and starts playing fallout shelter on my phone*
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*crawls out of hidey hole*
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Can I be the "janitor" I keep the bar lookin nice and if a fight breaks out I can handle it.
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*Flies over building bombarding it with propaganda fliers.* [b]Lenny Sovereignty[/b] The Sovereignty bears good news! What news do we bring? Good question and to every question there is an answer. Just as every answer has a question. Of course, the answer can only be found in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Yes! Our beloved ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! He who holds the dankest of memes! He who shelters the Flood under his comedic grace! He who blesses the shit poster with abundant comments! His army is vast. Indeed! We are his army. His right hand! We dedicate ourselves in pursuit of a better Flood! Our wisdom diverts arguments! Our armies banish Desticles from our beloved Flood! We are taught to accept all beliefs! All creeds! Our followers don't debate about religion or politics! Nay! Our chat is cleansed by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'s holy fire! Some say we are worthless trolls with nothing better to do! Well, to them I say: "No u!" Alas... We were once many, but our glorious leader was killed; ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) rest his soul. We had to abandon our once thriving clan of Lennites. This disheartened many of us, but still we persevere! We have rebuilt and our numbers are growing once more! Join us and seek your glorious destiny in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'s dank embrace!
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Can i help bartend alonfe is like the only bartender i see anymore
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Hey bartender what have you got thatll make you go numb and forget your troubles?
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Hey bartender, one cherry soda, with a bacon burger and fries.
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Can I get a glass of milk Shaken not stirred.
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[b]a rat casn be seen, I stumble out of the basement tattered, [/b] We have a small rat problem
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Here's your delivery of milk *puts milk bottles on table*