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8/18/2014 12:52:38 AM
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-Walks in, smells dead desticles.- I'll take some coffee. On second thought, I'll need the pot of coffee. Got night work to get done. By the way, I know a guy who could clean out the dead desticles, he's pretty cheap.
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[spoiler]hey handsome[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Hello beautiful[/spoiler][spoiler]You actually went through all that...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Your to sweet[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no u[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]That's why...[/spoiler]
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[b]no. U[/b]
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[quote][b]no. U[/b][/quote]
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[quote][quote][b]no. U[/b][/quote][/quote]
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[quote][quote][quote][b]NO. U[/b][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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[quote][quote][quote][quote][b]NO. U[/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [spoiler]u kik?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I don't do drugs[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler][spoiler]touché[/spoiler]
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*hands pot of coffee* Really? Thanks, just send him my way.
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-Takes drink of coffee- I'll call him up... -disembodied voice talk- Hey barkeeper, he says for every body he takes out he'd like a shot of whatever, he ain't picky.
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It's a deal I ain't poor so I can afford.
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-Barkeep agrees to your payment. Hangs up phone- So, I take it, he's gonna be beyond drunk if he finishes all those shots huh? But are we talking hospitalization from liver failure?
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Oh yeah but it's covered in the health insurance!
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Well that's good. -Finishes coffee.- Good coffee barkeeper. I'll be on my way now. -Pushes in chair, notices stray desticle sitting, about to order. Pulls out Colt 45 revolver, kills desticle.- I'll take care of this one, see ya later.
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*tips hat* Come back anytime.
