*walks in and sits at the bar
Say bartender, seen any other Sangheili in here?
Nothing beats a good war story, but telling it to you guys is.....
well........
its not the same.
Our cultures kind of, vary.
English
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Whatever ill retype it... I need five pros about you and five cons. Two of each must be true and the other three sarcastic. Also I require a funny animal gif of your choosing.
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Edited by Rocketman287: 8/19/2014 8:55:24 PM[b]Pros[/b] (its up to you to discover which are sarcastic and serious) 1. I have a social life :) 2. I'm an intolerant piece of crap who wants to watch the world burn (yep, that's a pro) 3. Music sucks, board games are better! 4. I know what a bxr is in Halo 2 5. I think about slapping midgets when Im bored. [b]Cons[/b] 1. I tend to get bored and lazy with things that matter. 2. I used to have dreams, now only nightmares. 3. I'm the most hateful guy on the entire internet. 4. "Bad Luck Brian" has better luck than me. 5. I sometimes let first impressions get in the way.
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Well everything checks. Youre good to go
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Thank you good sir! *raises Carbine and walks back to the bar
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As head desticulinator I have been told to screen all new comers. Pleae fill out the following papwrwork... as soon as I find it..
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Certainly.
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Certainly.
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He's good, Billy. I vouch for him.
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*busts a desticle through the door* Hi. *puts a new door in*
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Edited by Phosphor: 8/19/2014 5:11:02 PM*wakes up from 'pass out' couch* Good morning my sangheili brother! What can I get you?
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I'm ashamed to say I misread your menu...... I read "scotch" as "crotch". *stares at bar for a long moment [b]Anyway[/b], I'll go with scotch. Any war stories Rain? Surely you have had some noteworthy combat.
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*slides over scotch* Well, I've fought many worthy foes in my time. My greatest battle was with a man named "Carver" crazy shape shifting asshole. Eventually I overwhelmed him with Lightning. He went EVERYWHERE. A few times I had to escape a maximum security prison with nothing but a broken bottle, and a rusty Shiv.
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During the Great Schism all our allies betrayed us. I was the last surviving Elite at my outpost. I had to fight 3 Brute Chieftains, unarmed That was the fight of my life. AND there was the incident with that Hunter.......
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Wow, I imagine that must've been difficult.
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I'm all for a good fight, but that was just ridiculous!
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I bet
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You can talk to me, I'm a grunt
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*stares in complete surprise You grunts were [b]terrible[/b] at your jobs. The jackals were barely better. The ONLY way the Covenant achieved anything, was through Sangheili force.
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Hey, I'm pretty fierce
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I admit your face is a little frightening..... *stares at bar for a moment But as I said, Sangheili raised the Covenant up, and WE brought it down.