*wakes up from 'pass out' couch*
Good morning my sangheili brother! What can I get you?
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I'm ashamed to say I misread your menu...... I read "scotch" as "crotch". *stares at bar for a long moment [b]Anyway[/b], I'll go with scotch. Any war stories Rain? Surely you have had some noteworthy combat.
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*slides over scotch* Well, I've fought many worthy foes in my time. My greatest battle was with a man named "Carver" crazy shape shifting asshole. Eventually I overwhelmed him with Lightning. He went EVERYWHERE. A few times I had to escape a maximum security prison with nothing but a broken bottle, and a rusty Shiv.
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During the Great Schism all our allies betrayed us. I was the last surviving Elite at my outpost. I had to fight 3 Brute Chieftains, unarmed That was the fight of my life. AND there was the incident with that Hunter.......
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Wow, I imagine that must've been difficult.
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I'm all for a good fight, but that was just ridiculous!
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I bet