(Walks into bar like with Desticle blood all over him, he's in massive Brotherhood of Steel Power Armor. His massive buster sword jingles and drips Desticle Blood)
(Grisha sits down had takes off his helmet, revealing his Elite face, smeared with blood.)
Get me...
[spoiler]A twinkies.[/spoiler]
English
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*raises a drink A Sangheili brother! Let us share our tales of the war!
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Hail!
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*eyes blood soaked armor How much Desticle blood have you shed today haha! It seems to be a large quantity.
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Many, at least 50 today. New record!
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THAT is a fine kill! I actually shot a Desticle while in the middle of our cover of "When You Were Young". *holds up carbine The bugger kept saying "Play the BETA menu music!" I got blood on a few patrons, but they rather enjoyed the display.
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Brotherhood scum, teh NCR is teh bestest
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We're united asshole.
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I can't hear you over the Mojave bunkers going boom
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I'm from the East asshole. We restored peace and order and kept the people alive until you assholes came in. Now you have about 20 deaths a day, we had 1 death a year.
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Edited by TheDesertRanger: 8/19/2014 9:37:22 PMAnd we ain't even in teh east dumb-blam!-, learn your shit, filthy Shizno
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West*
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Cus ur hidin' in ur holes like pusses I will batter u again m80, let's go right now. *calls in deathstar*
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You obviously never went to DC. It's under our control. We secured safe and pure water from the Enclave and DC is frolicking. Until you guys come, if you do manage to get control of DC you'll probably gunk up the pure water with your bullets and trash.
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I can't hear you over Hoover dam and Helios One!
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Your no where near the Mojave. And isn't Caeser's Legion still bum-blam!-ing you? The Brotherhood would crush those Roman wannabes with our bare hands.
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If you could crush em with your bare hands, how come you couldn't hold Helios one? And Caesar and Lanius are both dead sooo...
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>Implying that this is after Fo:NV
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>Dosent realise it is
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*tosses twinkies then takes another shot of bacta* Guys I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to drink this stuff...
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(He drinks the twinkie and grabs the Traveler by his chest) Give me a... God... Damn... Gummy bear....
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Okay but you'll have to fight it to the death... *pulls lever, wall opens up to reveal giant gummy bear with a chainsaw* Good luck! *dives into arcade room*
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( the bears look at me and imminently explode.) You were saying?
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*blinks* Well alright then *takes a shot of bacta*