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8/19/2014 11:27:38 PM
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-master chief parades into the bar, eyeing everyone in the bar, he slowly walks over to a stool-
-master cheif looks at the bartender-
W3R3 R ALL TEH SEXY WEMENS!!!one!!!
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*brain cells seeping out* Wat cn Eye G37 yu¿
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-master chief points to the top shelf- plz t3ll meh were teh fuk i can get sum b00b1es in here also gimme sum uf teh gud shit.
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There is a strip club 3 blocks to the west. Is that good enough?
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-he slams both fist on the table- NOOOOO!!eleven!!one! AI WUNT T3H S3XY T1T1S NAOW!!!one! >:O
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*puts phone with porn on it in front of you*
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Alright alright alright alrightalright alright alrightalright alright alrightalright alright alrightalrightalright alright alrightalrightalright alright alrightalrightalright alright alrightalrightalright alright alrightalrightalright alright alrightalrightalright alright alright,..... - chief take sthe phone into the restroom and we know what happens now-
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Am I ever getting that back anytime soon?
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No!!one!
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I get you a new one tomorrow... you don't want that back
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Sony Xperia Z2?
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anything you want man
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Either that one or a iPhone and a case, it doesn't matter which.
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I will get them both for you then
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o_o Ok....
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... and a mini mech...
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No Mechs!
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its a model... like a zoid...
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Ok, but it comes to life and gets violent I am decimating it.
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its made of plastic Fletch...
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I TRUST NOTHING!
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have I made that bad of a reputation of myself? or do you not like mechs in general?
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I trust nothing in general.
