What if when september 9th finally arrives that the news comes on and the news reporter says "As you can see, there is no one on the streets today, it is just dead. This shortage of people all around America is because everyone is indoors. Not because they are scared, its because a popular video game called Destiny has has hit the shelves. When we asked the president about his thoughts on the matter he said"i got my copy of destiny early. I have been to busy playing it so I'm not surprised.."..... I couldn't really think of anything better than this im not a good comedian. :)