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I shot a Telletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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Edited by Big Slappy: 8/27/2014 6:31:35 PMI banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that. [spoiler]> I was only 9 years old > I loved penis so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to penis every night before bed, thanking him for the load I've been given > "Penis is love" I say. "Penis is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a -blam!- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Penis > I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its a man > I am so happy > He whispers in to my ear, "this is my hole" > He grabs me with his powerful gay hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Him > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Him > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Him > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > He looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its your turn now" > He leaves through my window after penetrating my father > Penis is love, Penis is life [/spoiler]