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8/27/2014 7:26:02 PM
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You're taking a test...
And you gotta let the gas from your ass pass. Whadia do?
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4 RepliesStart to fart but half way through realize its a shit but do it anyway because I'm already committed to it.
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2 RepliesScream as loud as possible to conceal the fart's noise, piss everywhere to conceal the smell
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5 RepliesI used to fart while doing jumping jacks in the good ol days of PE
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1 Replywhat would YOU do
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2 RepliesAs Ingloriouswho would say: "Let it go."
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9 RepliesEasy shit mah pants
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6 RepliesI actually learned the secret of farting inconspicuously around other people, you need to let the bubble go slowly in a constant and controlled stream until you're out of gas. It'll pass silently and since you're just one person in a group of people, don't act suspicious and nobody will know you did it. Sadly enough that was probably one of the most [i]useful[/i] things I learned in high school. Not the most valuable by any means, but pretty high up on the list of most practical.
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1 ReplyDo a backflip and fart at the same time. Nobody will know.
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1 ReplyGiggle like a little schoolgirl.
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1 ReplyFarts are not funny. If in college, go to the bathroom, then come back. Simple.
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16 RepliesCough really loud and hope your fart isn't louder
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2 Replies"Johnny! Man, you gotta stop eating cheese before a test!" [[i]INSERT SIGH HERE[/i]]
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11 RepliesFun fact: if you have to fart and you don't , when it goes back in your stomach, it has a chance to turn into a burp. That's right you might burp your farts.
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3 RepliesFake cough and fart at the same time
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5 RepliesAs you're farting, you realise that if you fart, you'll piss yourself too.
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1 ReplyAsk if I can go get some water, and then do it out in the hallway.
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1 ReplyWell, i held my farts once, and then i let it out, and it was like 5 seconds long, thats pretty long for a fart...
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3 RepliesCatch the fart and throw it at someone you don't like.
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1 ReplyI let it pass.........
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3 RepliesEdited by Grisha The Elite: 8/28/2014 12:53:06 AMLET IT GO! LET IT GOOOOO!
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3 RepliesHold it in. You haven't hit maximum pressure yet
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5 RepliesGet up and take off your pants. Then walk over to the hottest boy/girl and class spread your cheeks in her face and let it all out.
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1 ReplyStand up to sharpen my pencil and discreetly crop dust that one guy I don't like.
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6 Repliesclench your butthole shut tight and slowly let air out.
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9 RepliesI feel like I've just been summoned
