Here, your present's in the spoiler. [spoiler]What started as a simple comment in the randomness of Qwerty's Pub would soon lead to one of the most epic taco runs ever... "We need some tacos in this place," uttered resident Tail fan BioSmiley. "My thoughts exactly," replied Everybody, common funny guy. BioSmiley thought a moment before furthering the conversation, "Doritos Locos Tacos?" "That depends, you buying?" "I guess..." He shrugged. Everybody gave a short nod and they both jumped to their feet and thrust a fist into the air before shouting, "TO THE TACOMOBILE!" Having watched too many Dukes of Hazard reruns as a child Everybody imitated the duo and jumped into the open waiting car's open window. "Come on man let's go!" he said whilst rapping on the door. Not sharing his friend's enthusiasm BioSmiley calmly started the vehicle and allowed its radio to blare latino music as he drove to the nearest Taco Bell. "Yo no hablo Español!" Everybody screams to the traffic. Somehow managing to contain his laughter Bio pulls into the parking lot, Taco Bell's neon sign reflecting on the car's hood. Having taken the hint Everybody exited the Tacomobile like a sane individual and held open the door for his friend. "After you señor." "You smell that?" Bio asks after deeply inhaling the scent of Taco Bell, "That's the smell of awesome... and diarrhea." "And mild disinfectant," Everybody added as Bio's smile grew wider than normal. The cashier standing at the counter did not know what to make of the two strange people that had just entered but threw on his fake smile and asked what the pair wanted. "Five Doritos Locos Tacos!" Bio demanded with a heavy hand landing on the counter. "Pfft," Everybody began with a thumb pointed to Bio, "he's paying; make it a dozen." Begrudgingly accepting the addition of seven tacos to his order Bio opened his wallet; they both stared into its infinitely empty depth and shared a look of concern. "I was not expecting that." "Shit, GRAB THE TACOS AND RUN," Bio shouted and quickly ran to the door. Everybody jumped the counter, catching the cashier on the chin and tossed several tacos to Bio. "TO THE TACOMOBILE, again!" Fueled by adrenaline the pair rushed out of Taco Bell and unloaded their ill gotten goods into the Tacomobile's backseat. Two thick black trails and grey plumes of smoke were left to remember them by. After checking the mirror Everybody breathed a sigh of relief, "Nobody's there." With a smile bordering on the insane Bio turned to his friend. "Best taco run EVER!" They exchanged an overenthusiastic high five and drove off into the sunset six dozen tacos richer.[/spoiler]