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9/1/2014 6:48:53 AM
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[b][u]South Floodian Shrek Battle Androids ONLY attack and destroy Imperial American property and equipment. All other countries are completely safe.[/u][/b]
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  • Imperial America launches all Medusa bombs and missiles at the False Prophet, turning it to stone. Using the ODA, they disintegrate it by using kinetic weaponry to turn it to dust.

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  • [b][u]lolno. False Prophet is constructed of a solid Carbon carapace. Its impossible to molecularly alter it with mere radiation. Imperial America has wasted all its Medusa bombs.[/u][/b]

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  • Going back in time, IA prevents South Floodia from ever existing by destroying them at their weakest moment in history.

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  • [b][u]lolno. South Floodia is impossible to locate. We are everywhere, and nowhere. We have no beginning, no end. Bow before us, the Infinite Entity.[/u][/b]

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  • Yeah... you're dead, brah. Nobody is going to side with you either; you destroyed Mars and almost destroyed the Earth, and attempted to take over the world with Shrekdroids.

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  • [u][b]Not really. I only attacked you cause you started to bitch and attack me. I don't care about anyone else.[/b][/u]

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  • YOU WERE TRYING TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO TAKING YOUR TROJAN SHREKS!

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  • Edited by Aegis: 9/1/2014 7:24:35 AM
    [b][u]YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO WITH THEM! YOU JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS! I PLANNED ON ESTABLISHING COMMUNAL GARDENS WITH SHREK-BOTS AS GARDENERS![/u][/b]

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  • IA's superior infantry easily wipe out the Shrekdroids using advanced strategy and EMP bombs.

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  • Edited by Aegis: 9/1/2014 6:54:35 AM
    [b][u]lol. The Shrek Battle Androids' shells disperse EMP waves. Besides, they're powered by nuclear reactors. False Prophet is called in and DRILLZ Imperial America's capital. Command is dead.[/u][/b]

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  • Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 9/1/2014 6:59:55 AM
    Command is on Mars. IA Infantry continues to annihilate South Floodia's infantry. Using black hole generators, Imperial America wipes South Floodia from the face of the Earth and dispose of the last of their military. [i]Shrek[/i]mate.

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  • [b][u]lolno. Shrek Battle Androids are self perpetuating and have established reproduction hives. Their numbers are infinite. False Prophet makes flybys at Mars and drills through repeatedly till it shatters into fragments. One flyby, because of the speed it flies at. The force is too much for a small planet like Mars.[/u][/b]

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