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9/3/2014 1:54:27 AM
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Bumps because of significance.
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[b][u]The aliens accept the signal only if Ireland does 5 jumping jacks[/u][/b]
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Edited by Autolycus: 9/3/2014 4:56:08 AM*Does five jumping jacks and begins breathing heavily*
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[b][u]Aliens open communications[/u][/b]
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Greeting aliens. I represent the people of Earth. Why are you attacking us?
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We are a species who make a galactic migration every 3 million years. At the end of the cycle we return to our home world to prepare for The Coming. Well it's the end of our journey, and there is a strange species polluting and killing our world. We are right to be angry.
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What is the coming?
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It is a galactic event where the Ones With no Name goes throughout the universe and expects praising for the survival of a species.
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Edited by Autolycus: 9/4/2014 2:02:16 PMAlright then. Well, you seem to have quite an armada there, so would you consider finding a new homeworld so that we may live in peace? We can give you beer! If not... Then know we are fully prepared to defend ourselves.
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We have preformed this tradition for thousands of galactic cycles. You will not stop that. For even if we are defeated, the Ones With no Name will avenge us... *cuts off communications*
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*russian representatives burst in* Also you are big мудак!!
