Well, there was this one girl in school. She was from Thailand or some Asian country. I swear, she looked like a model. She was incredibly nice, sweet, and popular. Well, eventually I realized she liked me. I was socially awkward and generally shy, so I tried to just avoid her. Let me get this straight, I wasn't popular. I was a loner. Well, by the end of the year, I moved school again. And boy do I f*cking regret not getting to know her, since I'm hopeless at getting a girlfriend now. I saw her a year ago. My jaw almost dropped. Her features were so pronounced, and she looked like a millionaire. But I had to forget about her. I guess... She was too perfect for me. If that makes any sense. [spoiler]/⊙\[/spoiler]