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Edited by StudyOfWumbo:
9/18/2014 2:51:58 AM
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You're now a Temporary God
You are now a temporary god.
You can perform 5 acts that can change the world or you can -blam!- shit up an go crazy.
Id fix the crazyness going on in the Middle East, sort that shit out
Then id fix hunger an thirst in Africa, preferably by a hilarious chain of events involving a meteor and the ocean...you see where I'm going with that
Then id mess with random stuck up kids till they get scared shitless. Essentially messing with their heads, moving shit around pretending they are being haunted basically.
Id make every kids tv station revert to actual normal 70% cartoon 30% sitcom shows so at least i could save one generation with normal programming and not programming directed at teens and not a younger demo. (I've noticed some kids networks play more sitcoms than cartoons. Why?) essentially id revert the programming to between 1990-2005 shows that way they can watch good shows.
Id make Starbucks and any company able to make it, unable to make pumpkin spice lattes, teenage girls lose their minds.
What would you do?
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1 Reply1. Give myself understanding of our universe 2. Fix all earthly problems 3. Find a way to keep my powers And I don't even need the other two.
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1. give myself permanent powers. 2. rewrite history as I see fit 3. Materialize giant piles of money in front of people who deserve it. 4. Strike dead anyone about to commit an evil crime ( pedophile/-blam!-/ect) 5. Enjoy myself.
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Edited by Esko: 11/9/2014 1:49:46 PM1. Fūck sh!t up 2. Get serious 3. Fix everything wrong with everything. 4. Have threesome with Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton 5. Drink chocolate milk Dun.
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4 Replies1.Become an Elite 2.Become immortal 3.Go Super Saiyan 4.Take massive dump 5.Live happily whilst shitting
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4 RepliesEdited by ctrickster: 11/8/2014 11:46:24 PM1.I'd kill op 2.take ops place 3.mess up ops life 4. ???? 5.profit
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1- Grant myself unlimited acts 2- Make myself Permanent god 3- Build fụcking huge temple 4- ????? 5- Profit
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2 Replies1.Make all diseases curable 2.Make everyone appear in front of me 3.Tell everyone to stop being massive bell ends and live in peace 4.make all rapists genitals fall off 5.give all celebrities who annoy me an incurable form of AIDS
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1. Make human stop being fagets 2. Stop them from -blam!-ing trying to blow themselves up 3. Push them to an era where technology is so advanced the have a console that can play games with your mind (nerve gear) 4. Make my own peaceful cult that hands out food every saturday 5. Remove some social media (cartoon network, nicklodean, facebook, tumblr, 9fag, any meme site, pop music) and replace them with educational things and as for music I will replace them with either classical or instrumental
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Step 1:Make myself permanent god Step 2:??? Step 3:$$$ [spoiler]loophole bitches[/spoiler]
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Bring everyone into the warhammer 40k universe and laugh really hard.
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1.further humanity by a few hundred years 2.make it like the UNSC all countries are one 3bring back robin Williams 4.become leader of America 5. Do lots of cocaine
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1. Instantly push humanity to interstellar travel tier. (Leave intergalactic as a progression goal for development and interest.) 2. Set a system in place that will, without a doubt, remove every corrupt politician from power for the rest of eternity. 3. An actually working world government. 4. Get fat stacks of cash. 5. Dune buggy.
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2 RepliesI wouldn't do anything, because I feel like if I did do anything, I's just end up making things worse in the long run.
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1 Reply1. Bring back Seinfeld 2. Turn humanity into a collective consciousness 3. Create an army of tungsten-carbide clad automaton for a reason to be determined later 4. Faster than light travel possible 5. Free dlc for destiny
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4 Replies1.became a permanent god. 2.bump this thread 3.anything I -blam!-ing want.
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1. Make half the world believe I exists 2. Make the other half believe I don't 3. Put Bungie back on course 4. ??? 5. Profit
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Now that I'm a God I shall we havoc on humanity and create a new life for humanity again.
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1.Kill all of the humans 2.Populate the earth with the perfect robot race made of adamantium 3.Kill the Skrulls, Celestials, and other races/cosmic beings that threaten the world. 4.Search for bio-organism fit to live in the new world, and intermingle with my race of robots. 5.If no such organisms exist in the universe, create my own.
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extinguish the sun
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Edited by Oversoul: 11/8/2014 9:55:49 PM1.make everything fair like no hunger,no disease 2.erase all racist,sexist,terrorist and hipsters 3.world peace 4.age will max out of 300 5.everybody will not die,they will be get amnesia quickly and get through a new planet
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1. World peace 2. Cure world hunger 3. Advance the human race by 1000 years 4. My own spaceship 5. Biotic Mastery
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10 Replies0: Become Koldraxon (aka: Ascend into permanent god-ness, then reset count). [spoiler]1: Drop 3 shards of Kol into Britan and other places, evenly spaced and left to grow, when people find them the area would be filled up by a perfect perimeter'd area of the edible crystal that can do many things. 2: Influence governments and have them make -real- decisions. Applies to any body similar to a government. 3: Petrol companies stop needing to harvest petroleum. Use eco-friendly resources. 4: Any wars that happen in the future will be more like playing PONG. In space. 5: Hand humanity schematics for short and long-range portal devices and artificial gravity. Then say "Humankind. Now is the time to see what universe you're living in. These schematics provided will help you on your perilous journey. If you find any Mass Relays, don't use them unless you're really mad. If you find Halos... Just don't release the Flood." Then add 2 more things. 6 (after previous 5 take effect): Send a Kal'eon ship to humankind. Develop relations. Have humankind get grips on Forerunner tech before Covenant even find a Halo or similar. 7: Give humankind universal (proper universal at that) translators.[/spoiler]
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So you wouldn't cure Ebola?
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2 RepliesEdited by Regret: 11/8/2014 9:32:22 PM1. MAKE EVERYONE PLAY THE HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA SERIES THEN MAKE THEM WATCH THE ANIME for this lol http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140223072539/hyperdimensionneptunia/images/3/3c/WS000010.jpg 2. MAKE PEOPLE CALL DEEJ A PEGBOY
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2 RepliesEdited by Beastbatch: 9/19/2014 4:25:17 AMBe self centered and save three acts for my self not going into details Make technology advance so much that we can have all the cool stuff from halo,gears,mass,destiny and stuff from those games Make everyone not die till age 55 They can still live past that unless u get shot or something
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Edited by ANGRY ASIAN 500: 11/8/2014 8:44:37 PM1. World peace 2. Fix world hunger 3. Incredibly advanced tech 4. My own planet 5.hold onto last act to keep people from ruining any of the above
