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Edited by Dizcostu007:
9/22/2014 7:28:15 PM
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exclusive: cryptarch caught on camera
Ever wondered why you trade in a purple engram and end up getting a super soaker 3000? Is it random? Apparently a new video released to hive News says it is now. It claims to show the cryptarch stealing legendary items then substituting them and finally selling them on eBay intergalactic under user name crypty45. He had also been reported to be making substantial payments to tower escorts and buying faberge orbs.
A complaint was initially raised after exon the awoken traded in items and thought something was wrong "I traded in an exotic engram expecting to get a gun called the legion of doom. Instead I got a picture of the legion of boom and I'm a 49ers fan".
It is unsure though how the footage and account were obtained. Rumours of hacking have been strongly denied. The crucible have agreed to do a full investigation.
In other news Aksor the priest was broken out of jail today only to be brutally murdered by the same three guardians who released him. The fallen church have claimed attacks on priests are on the rise. More on that as it comes in.
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so I go up to this ass butt with 3 exotic engrams and you know what I get a 60 damage hand canon, 30 armor boots, and 10 armor chestplate he must die prepare the pitchforks and torches
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He's been really cheap to me until I broke the 20 mark. Now he's given me a few legendary items for my blues.. we're still not talking but the relationship is improving.
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I handed him a legendary enagram... he handed me over super herpes
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So funny.
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3 RepliesIm a victim. 5 legendary engrams. 4 HE gave to me for ranking up.only one gave me a legendary. A chestplate......for the hunter. im a titan.
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I got a good lol from this. 10/10
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1 ReplyI hated him for a long time then I traded a legendary primary engram in and got a Hawkmoon so I like him now.
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Super Soaker 3000! My stomach hurts from laughing!
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I can't finish reading this with out bursting out in laughter. I'm still stuck on super soaker 3000 kmsl!
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1 ReplyI truly believe he bathes in the tears of guardians when they give him there legendary and exotic engrams and he gives they junk
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I have him at rank 18. He has been very kind to me. I am currently wearing all legendary.
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RIP to all legendary engrams that turn into a rare. u will not be forgotten.
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3 RepliesYou have to lvl him up i think.. if you are still lvl 0 he only gives you common(white) stuff.. lvl 1 uncommon (green) and so on for the other levels. Well thats my theory..
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6 RepliesI must have a black market deal because earlier today I got a legendary sniper from a decoherent engram! [spoiler]And a rare hunter chestplate from a legendary engram...[/spoiler]
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You made me laugh :D Where's the link to subscribe to this newspaper?
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Lolololol, I'll subscribe to a daily paper for this.
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I am in the same boat and tried to take it further, but my lawyer said I cannot take out a class action lawsuit against a fictitious video game character!
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1 Reply[quote]In other news Aksor the priest was broken out of jail today only to be brutally murdered by the same three guardians who released him.[/quote] This. This made me laugh.
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I'm siding with the Cryptarch. He gives me garbage, but he's still my senpai
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And he framed roger rabbit
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ditto to everything.
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Yes, i'm a victim. He stole from me. There's no one else to go to.
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He is a blaming dic# if you ask me
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keep these coming. i love them! bungie might offer you a job making PSA's in the tower
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I had the same thing happen to me. I got a legendary engram also. Turned it in and got a blue/rare gauntlet. Highway robbery i tell you. I would have even settled for a legendary item for another class. At least i'd have it when I made my other classes and needed it. Stupid engram guy has alzheimers I swear. Next thing he'll be saying in a Blill Clinton voice " I did not have sex with....er I mean give you the wrong item for your engram."
