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Edited by Dizcostu007:
9/22/2014 7:28:15 PM
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exclusive: cryptarch caught on camera
Ever wondered why you trade in a purple engram and end up getting a super soaker 3000? Is it random? Apparently a new video released to hive News says it is now. It claims to show the cryptarch stealing legendary items then substituting them and finally selling them on eBay intergalactic under user name crypty45. He had also been reported to be making substantial payments to tower escorts and buying faberge orbs.
A complaint was initially raised after exon the awoken traded in items and thought something was wrong "I traded in an exotic engram expecting to get a gun called the legion of doom. Instead I got a picture of the legion of boom and I'm a 49ers fan".
It is unsure though how the footage and account were obtained. Rumours of hacking have been strongly denied. The crucible have agreed to do a full investigation.
In other news Aksor the priest was broken out of jail today only to be brutally murdered by the same three guardians who released him. The fallen church have claimed attacks on priests are on the rise. More on that as it comes in.
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Wouldn't be surprised if this 100% true. Lololz
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.... the crucible is a thing, not an organization. ... [spoiler]that was still pretty funny though[/spoiler]
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12 Repliessigh... Do you guys not have anything else to do? like playing the game or something? Im starting to worry Destiny's fanbase is a bunch of pre-teens. So many things to discuss on this game but no "joke posts are better!" "At least they're more entertaining than the game!"
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Great news! So cool.
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Awesome!!! :)
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Haha great post
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Sad but true. As rank 11, i have had 1 upgrade. I feel i am also sitting at least around a 60% downgrade rate. Great game with horrible concepts.
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OP is a god. I am pleased this is my first Bungie forum post.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/2gekub/new_cryptarch_run_i_average_13_legendary_engrams/
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You got the Super Soaker "3000"?!?!!? I never get any luck!
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Super Soaker 3000 lol i was lucky enough to get a Super Soaker 4000 GT once but a guardian stole it off me & ran away.
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Good one!! Im sharing this.
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LMFAOOOOOOO!!!! Good one man, nice work!
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4 Replies[quote]A complaint was initially raised after exon the awoken traded in items and thought something was wrong "I traded in an exotic engram expecting to get a gun called the legion of doom. Instead I got a picture of the legion of boom and I'm a 49ers fan".[/quote] I think I got a legendary hand cannon out of a rare engram and legendary gauntlets for my class this time from my legendary engram last night, but maybe it was because I am a Seahawks fan. Glad to know.
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1 ReplyI have to admit, the lottery that is the EngramGame can be frustrating as hell.
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4 RepliesMarcus from Borderlands > Cryptarc At least Marcus robed you blind in style lol
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2 RepliesI nominate you as the news source of Destiny!
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Another news flash will be released re the murder of Aksor may he rest in peace.
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A lot of people are taking this post too seriously. This made my morning, great way to start off the day! Please do more news posts like this.
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9 RepliesYep...
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2 Replies+1 for creativity
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The last part was awesome :)
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Haha, quality post!
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I have like a 1/100,000 chance to find a legendary/exotic engram. Once I find the engram, and decrypt it, then I have to go through another RNG process, so another 1/100,000 chance of it actually being the blue/exotic item. The odds seem pretty shitty since I have to grind to get the engram and then once I have it, I could still be -blam!-ed over for a green through another RNG process? seems broken.
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1 ReplyI say we forcefully put him on the ground and each jam out thumbs up his butthole
