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Edited by Dizcostu007:
9/22/2014 7:28:15 PM
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exclusive: cryptarch caught on camera
Ever wondered why you trade in a purple engram and end up getting a super soaker 3000? Is it random? Apparently a new video released to hive News says it is now. It claims to show the cryptarch stealing legendary items then substituting them and finally selling them on eBay intergalactic under user name crypty45. He had also been reported to be making substantial payments to tower escorts and buying faberge orbs.
A complaint was initially raised after exon the awoken traded in items and thought something was wrong "I traded in an exotic engram expecting to get a gun called the legion of doom. Instead I got a picture of the legion of boom and I'm a 49ers fan".
It is unsure though how the footage and account were obtained. Rumours of hacking have been strongly denied. The crucible have agreed to do a full investigation.
In other news Aksor the priest was broken out of jail today only to be brutally murdered by the same three guardians who released him. The fallen church have claimed attacks on priests are on the rise. More on that as it comes in.
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1 ReplyI say we forcefully put him on the ground and each jam out thumbs up his butthole
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Bump !! Boycott the Cryptarch !!
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1 Replyso anyone have any idea what the maximum cryptarch rank is... currently I'm halfway to rank 12, and blues (engrams) still need to be decoded..
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Can't wait for more news!
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Edited by Krezzy: 9/18/2014 3:22:01 PMBest Tower reporter in the galaxy ;) awesome post keep the news flowing ma man :D
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Most epic post on all of the forum!! ++
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Edited by ByTheCreed7: 9/18/2014 3:27:11 PMThat's it. I'm gonna Nova Bomb the sh*t outta the Cryptarch's hobo stand! Aksor was brutally murdered? That's a blatant underexaggeration of the events that unfolded that day.
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Good job sir. I smiled.
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3 RepliesBest thing I've read in the forums yet.
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Keep it coming.
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I hope you do more of this stuff, that just made my day XD
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video or its just a rumor :)
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Please, keep these coming :)
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Hahaha, thanks for the laugh. You had me rolling about Aksor being broken out of jail and then murdered by the guardians that did it. Hilarious!
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Lol'd at this! I'd love to see more of these in the future!
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1 ReplyOmg that bastard did it to me that bloody thief
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More of these news need to happen ASAP
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4 RepliesLol, but he gave me an exotic for my legendary engram.
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This just in. Under cover agents today captured surveillance video of the cryptarch actually giving out legendary and exotic weapons. This was only discovered after agents used extensive funds from the arms vs food for children program. By paying off the cryptarch a staggering 500,000 glimmer to buy his stuffed teddy bear clothes and toy guns, agents were able to level up his relationship with them to level 30. At level 30 he apparently becomes more amiable to sharing the stuff back to you that he has been selling on the black market.
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Epic win lol hope to see more of these breaking news reports!
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Oh no, is that right? I was going to do a 500 gold investment... Wait...
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Hope you do more of these was pretty funny ^_^
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Aksor owed the 3. 25 exotic engram each never showed up. got what he deserves
