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Edited by Dizcostu007:
9/22/2014 7:28:15 PM
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exclusive: cryptarch caught on camera
Ever wondered why you trade in a purple engram and end up getting a super soaker 3000? Is it random? Apparently a new video released to hive News says it is now. It claims to show the cryptarch stealing legendary items then substituting them and finally selling them on eBay intergalactic under user name crypty45. He had also been reported to be making substantial payments to tower escorts and buying faberge orbs.
A complaint was initially raised after exon the awoken traded in items and thought something was wrong "I traded in an exotic engram expecting to get a gun called the legion of doom. Instead I got a picture of the legion of boom and I'm a 49ers fan".
It is unsure though how the footage and account were obtained. Rumours of hacking have been strongly denied. The crucible have agreed to do a full investigation.
In other news Aksor the priest was broken out of jail today only to be brutally murdered by the same three guardians who released him. The fallen church have claimed attacks on priests are on the rise. More on that as it comes in.
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Aksor owed the 3. 25 exotic engram each never showed up. got what he deserves
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2 RepliesI am taking my Engrams somewhere else, this is outragous (great story BTW)
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10/10 would fap to again
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Very nice
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2 RepliesNext time i walk up to the Cryptarch to trade in engramms i pull my gun and point to his face. Lets see if i still get just rubbish blue and green stuff...
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10/10 Would read again!
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haha, this was top notch.
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someone start a petition to replace the cryptarch
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The Seahawks/9ers reference was hilarious! This was great.
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Amazing!
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Sheer genius! :) Now how am I supposed to walk up to the Cryptarch with a straight face?
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2 RepliesHas operation Yewtree caught up with the priest Aksor?
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lmfao poor priests...
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Great news channel. Going to be looking forward to the updates every day.
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Saw that guy on crime watch the other night.
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The -blam!- *loads hand cannon*
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Edited by Hellekeen: 9/18/2014 12:28:40 PM[url]http://cdn.idigitaltimes.com/sites/idigitaltimes.com/files/styles/large/public/2014/08/28/2014/07/11/19999.jpg?itok=n__IhOlW[/url] why do you dislike my super soaker 3000? Its perfect for Hive Cleaning
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nice!!
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Poor Aksor
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Cryptarch should be put on death row
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more!!!!!!!
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Always had my suspicions about the Cryptarch.
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[url=https://imgflip.com/i/c89p3] sounds about right [/url]
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1 Reply[quote]Ever wondered why you trade in a purple engram and end up getting a super soaker 3000?[/quote] I think i might die laughing at this
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I'm liking this news channel! More of this!
