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Edited by Kylestien: 9/18/2014 2:43:18 PM
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Hello, this is Kylestien of Destiny News! In today's news: Master Rahool: Cryptarch or Scammer? Hive Prince goes on record, laments loss of priceless relic Cabal declare war on Vex And House Of Exile lobby for official Fallen House Status Master Rahool: Cryptarch of Scammer? In the headlines of todays news, guardians of all shapes and sizes are complaining that Master Rahool, the resident Cryptarch, is trading low grade items for high quality engrams. Several others have reported getting the wrong type of armor, with one Hunter in particular being mad about getting a Warlock cloak. Master Rahool has yet to comment. Hive Prince goes on record, Laments loss of Priceless Relic. One of the remaining Swarm Princes Of The Hive has gone on record lamenting the loss of The Sword of Crota, a priceless Hive Artifact. Said to have killed thousands of guardians and weilded by the horrifying warrior Crota himself, the sword was destroyed when a unnamed Guardian stole it anc used it to kill 3 Swarm Princes. The Guardian remains at large. Cabal declare war on Vex Cabal Commander Valus Ta'aurc has officially announced that The Cabal have declared total war upon The Vex. When asked for a statement, he said "FOR THE CABAL, WAR IS A WAY OF LIFE. WE SHALL WAGE IT ON YOUR SPECIES IN TIME, BUT FOR NOW THE VEX PROVE A GRATER CHALLENGE! THEY SHALL NOT HAVE MARS!" upon which he shot the reporter dead. We got a response from The Vex, but we cannot translate it. House of Exile lobby for Official Fallen House Status In a surprising move of Fallen Politics, The Fallen House of Exile, known for holding the remments banished from other Houses, have attempted to gain official House Status. The Fallen Houses Of Devil's and Kings reject the movement, but in a surprising twist they may have support from The Fallen House Of Winter coming their way. The Winter Kell Draksis, has one on record saying he finds the House of Exiles exploits "interesting and worthy of note." That's all for now, stay tuned for more.
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  • Edited by ApakFaisal84: 9/21/2014 7:45:24 AM
    War Reporter Apak here. News from the Hive Collective Citizens Under Pressure (HICCUP), a Hive watch group for the collective on the Moon, filed a lawsuit to the Tower Administrative Office accusing the Speaker of allowing a group of Guardians to fire rockets and fusion beam at the Temple of Crota main entrance over and over again, unprovoked. The alleged assault has caused the management of the Temple millions of glimmers for door replacement, since the doors have to be custom made and shipped from the Hive system back in Nebula M78. The representative of the Speaker released a statement that the group of Guardians were on a lead in an investigation about a missing Guardian, though denied on commenting why the investigation involved firing munitions to a religious building. More on this news later this evening. Have a nice day.

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