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Edited by Dizcostu007:
9/22/2014 7:27:10 PM
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exclusive: farming the sick new craze
Today hive news have to report yet another massacre. This is even more tragic than the others. For years families have been happily teleporting to the famed picnic area "the shitty cave under the cosmodrome". It has even been the site of celebrity appearances such as the late prince garok the blingy and soul sensations the syphon witches. Aksor the priest also held a charity picnic there for dregs without legs.
However this has now become the scene of a sick blood sport called farming. This involves a group of guardians mercilessly shooting hive families for hours upon hours in the hopes of trading in their jewellery to cryptarch Rahool Gonzalez (before his arrest) for a piece of cloth for their Titan. Surely their lives are worth more than that! These senseless killings need to stop now #farmingbastards.
However in a hive news first we can report that some guardians have been sitting in the caves in protest warning hive families before they get shot. We would commend these citizens however we have found out that their motivation is based on engram envy and the fact that they can't even get a date with a shank.
We again reached out to guardian leadership, but as the speaker was at tower escorts "for research purposes ;)" they declined to comment.
Coming up tonight a vault that is so easy to break into all you need to do is stand on some pressure pads. And on the crucible we ask if a map is advertised as being vehicle warfare, should it not actually have more than two vehicles? More on that later.
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3 RepliesI blame Obama
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Why do people care? It's their game. They can do what they want. If they paid their $60 to farm, let 'em farm. It doesn't affect you [b]at all[/b]
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24 RepliesDont date shanks you will get harpys
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I am a cave hater
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And now for Weather. The weekly forecast shows, -Cabal troop movement has been causing massive marsquakes. -All Crucible matches at The Burning Shrine have been postponed due to solar flares -We still don't know anything about Earth besides Russia
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I have to comment on this report....have we forgotten the millions of guardians slain by the hive's sword of Crota??? Or what about the guardians eaten and slaughtered by Phogoth?! Not to mention they had part in reducing humanity to extinction!! I believe reducing one cave out of the hundreds of them on different planets, is a way of keeping them at bay and showing them that humanity is back! No more questions please.
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2 Replieshttp://imgur.com/SrMjNIL
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I agree and I try to stop them... With force
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*Virtual fistbump
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http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/70178604/0/0
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This is why I love the Destiny community, keep this up bro!
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I lol'd
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Edited by Dances With Tuskens: 9/23/2014 5:13:09 PMI admit I do a little farming between waiting for the fallen and hive to fight but this is just too true.
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They need to make it so mobs can't spawn over and over in the same place. Makes it easy for everyone to become very powerful.
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I find it funny that the queen's orders basically make farming moot as you get legendaries from the missions as rewards...
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So found some very important information. The spot the NicGamer09 has shown me is probably on facebook and youtube now for farming. What they dont tell you is what MACJagger and I have tested and found out. 1. You can level up super super fast. Best part is you can gain experience by the other players close by you. You can also get Grimore points from other classes killing as well by just being by them. 2. You encrypted engrams SAVE THEM!!! The lower the level you are the lower they come out to be, but the HIGHER level you are the HIGHER they come out to be NO MATTER WHAT LEVEL YOU GOT THE ENGRAM!!!! Spread the word Destinys Guns
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This is so funny, thanks for this post it brightened my spirits even if you are meaning something completely different.
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You win the internetz for the day. Congratulations. +1
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[quote]famed picnic area "shitty cave under the cosmodrome"[/quote] I love you so much lmao
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"And on the crucible we ask if a map is advertised as being vehicle warfare, should it not actually have more than two vehicles?" Please never stop making these posts.
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I'm not sure what I was expecting when I came here.
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Brilliant.
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6 Replies[quote]However in a hive news first we can report that some guardians have been sitting in the caves in protest warning hive families before they get shot. We would commend these citizens however we have found out that their motivation is based on engram envy and the fact that they can't even get a date with a shank.[/quote] Those people who are doing that intentionally and not clearing inventory are reported as unhelpful and unfriendly... as well as getting reported for unsporting conduct on xbox live.
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2 RepliesApparently... You can get Engrams...taking advantage of the massacre...without killing a soul
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I can't help myself, the loot is too great. The rewards are just too tasty.
