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One day a week, Xur and the Cryptarch meet up in a bar somewhere in the tower and share their stories... Xur: "Dude, this guy gave me 23 motes of light for a golden engram. I told him to take it to you to reveal its godly content lol. What did you give him?" Cryptarch: "An exotic helmet, of course...but I had to make sure it wasn't for his class lmao!" Xur: "That's my boy! Now, they'll have to come back to me for more. At this rate, I'll be able to retire in a few months! Anyway, what do you have lined up for the rest of the week?" Cryptarch: "You know...just the usual. Turning blue and purple engrams into green boots!
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Cryptarch = most hated npc ever?
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*old man * "When I was a boy, the cryptarchs gave us the gear that we turned in engrams for. The Bungie patched Destiny."
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I don't get it can someone explain the joke?
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finally got that crooktarch to give me a purple auto rifle had to threaten him with great bodily harm though
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I may not know what hashtags are. But I read them.
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Awesome.....I can only follow it up with^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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And this is why I love you, Outhouse, lol. [spoiler]And yes, I read the tags. ;-)[/spoiler]
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Edited by Typo: 9/25/2014 4:56:44 AMI [i]once[/i] got really lucky and had a blue engram turn into a legendary item... ...and it was a class item. [spoiler]Admittedly, it was that really cool looking firey bond that us warlocks can get from the crucible vendor, but still. [/spoiler]
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This is incredible
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this^
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this guy this guy ahh i won't even bother.
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lolololololololo ha ha ha you made me pee
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I've turned in 10+ legendary engrams, and only once did it not turn out to be a rare set of armor that was worse than the ones I've already been wearing.
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So I turned in 7 legendary items tonight. 5 epics, 2 strange coins and my 7th exotic (8 is coming in the form of a quest). The RNG loves me.
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LOL pretty much and that is exactly what Bungie told us when we got Destiny too =)
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made me giggle xD
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Confirmed by Bungie. XD
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I enjoyed that, but I still love this game so addicting, my girlfriend, said the this had to be the worst game ever in the since I'm always playing it
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BUmps
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Don't blame the guy with no-where to hide those goods, blame the Fallen for spray-painting Blues so they look Purple.
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I've turned in 10 legendaries now. Only one legendary has actually come out
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Cryptarch provides, Cryptarch guides us. He just doesn't give things to heretics!
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! this all makes sense shit
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Oh God... Should have saw this coming.
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[throws a plate of eggs across the room] I SAID OVEREASY!