Here at Hive News we share your pain. So much so that we have broken off from reporting on the vex for sex scandal, to bring you this. We have seen advertised on the forum an audience with the queen, but where is it? We were expecting to hear her sing her classics, such as we Will Rock you or we are the Champions, but alas nothing. What has been even more insulting is not only do we not get the queen, but we are given the awful Queen tribute band the Queen’s Emissary. They don’t even have Paul Rodgers with them. We will be joining Guardians boycotting this and instead will return to watching an audience with Elton John, as at least he sings songs from our favourite musical the Lion King. Many a time at the hive Kareokee nights in the summoning pits (before the guardians massacred it’s partrons) we sung along to the Circle of Life. Yes we agree for once with the Guardians. Coming up if the Vex are just machines why has no one invented an EMP weapon? We ask is the traveller really the death star and is it a trap?. And on the crucible why does the announcer sound like he works at a bank. More on that later.