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Edited by Pagliacci: 9/24/2014 11:31:14 AM
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SCP foundation, flood edition.

Subject: SCP 113, formally dubbed, Noelle Kannagi. Object class: Euclid Special containment procedures: SCP 113 is to be kept in a room 10x10ft in width and length with sparse furnishings and a TV included Description: Noelle likes to refer to itself as a female, however, further analysis has revealed that Noelle retains male reproductive organs. For clarification purposes, Noelle will be referred to as an "it". Noelle is generally friendly and will not show any hostile behavior towards guards as long. If, however, a guard disagrees with Noelle on subjects that are personal to it, it will begin to become aggressive, at which point the guard should leave immediately. Due to incident 003, robotic personnel will now be the only ones to interact with Noelle. Guards that begin to show affection/ slight infatuation with Noelle will be given class B amnesiacs and moved to another facility. Warning: information regarding incident 003, which has been provided below, may be viewed as sexual in nature. It is merely a report of factual events; DONT BAN ME!!! [spoiler]Incident 003 occurred when a male guard nicknamed "kinder" entered Noelle's containment room, and stayed for a period of about 10 minutes. After discussing [REDACTED], Noelle began to move closer to kinder, until it had positioned itself behind his rear. Upon assuming this position, it seized Kinder's right forearm. Kinder displayed minor effects of paralysis, while Noelle removed his undergarments, then removed its own, revealing it's [REDACTED]. At this point, kinder is becoming extremely excited. Noelle then plunges it's [REDACTED] into his [REDACTED], at which point kinder emits a moan of what is assumed to be pleasure. After a few minutes, a white substance appears at the entrance of his [REDACTED] and fuses him to Noelle. After [REDACTED] hours, kinder is dubbed SCP 113-1, and is contained with Noelle indefinitely.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Fartmonkey: 9/24/2014 7:11:47 PM
    Wha-? *smashes face in window* *rubs face side to side* I've never been this close to a SCP [spoiler]You should do more of these using other Floodians or memes like the spaghetti monster.[/spoiler]

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