The question is pretty straightforward.
What quote, from history or Fiction do you think is the funniest, or most inspirational, or any reason; Is your favorite?
Mine would have to be a quote from Steve Jobs
"Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do"
But what's your favorite?
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"Tear up that fine piece of ass." - Abraham Lincoln
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Spanish is a lot like butt sex if you're forced to have it as a child you won't enjoy it as an adult
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ALL YOU GREENHORNS WHO WANTED TO SEE COVENANT UP CLOSE TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY
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Pain is temporary Pride is forever
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"Men dream. But dreams hold no value here. What was first the bright light of hope has now turned into a long night of captivity. Lost in the dark, we surrender our minds and forget who we are. But some of us have woken up. They remind us that we all have a choice. To stand, not kneel. To oppose, not obey. To live, not just exist." -Edward Kenway "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." -G-Man
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"Pain and suffering are the greatest teachers."
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"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid" -John Wayne
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Edited by El_Mandoconda: 12/21/2014 11:31:05 PM"To be the man, you got to beat the man."
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There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
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"Shut up meg" - Peter Griffin Or "Someone's had a massive shite and it's blocked the whole toilet" - My sister (she screamed this down the driveway as my parents departed)
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"All right, let's do this!!! LLEEERROOOYYYYYY MMMMJENKIIIINNSS!!!!!"
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Edited by InFearfulDay: 12/21/2014 10:26:03 PM"And it always remains, for history, in the end, to determine the rightness of my efforts... Like it or not, history will always have the final word." -Ozymandias from BEFORE WATCHMEN Ozymandias #1
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"I'm going to kill myself" - Rain
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It's always darkest before the dawn. -unknown If I see farther than others, it's because I stand on the shoulders of giants. -Isaac Newton
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Still Alive
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"One death is a tragedy, one million deaths are a statistic." -Joseph Stalin
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"If wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean"
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"Its morphin time" Or "once a ranger always a ranger" [spoiler]jk its actually "the people of this island are builders.but look into their hearts,and you will find that they also have the power to destroy.i am that power.i am destruction.and i "will" destroy you" and "sometimes the best way,the only way to win... Is by losing" Makuta teridax[/spoiler]
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"You can die for your country! In gonna live for mine!"-Marcus Luttrell
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"I am become one who adores beating people to death"-some video game
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“I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.” -Bill Hicks
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"If you see a fork in the road, take it"- Yogi Berra
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A man who will not die for something is not fit to live.
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"What if you miss?" "I won't miss"
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"I'll hang my boots to rest when I'm impressed So I triple knot'em and forgot em" If you can guess who said it. It would blow my mind.
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Either: "Beautiful things don't ask for attention." -Sean Penn (from the film the Secret Life of Walter Mitty) Or: "Have I gone mad?" "I'm afraid so, you're entirely bonkers! But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are." -Alice talking to the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland.