...and my dog doesn't comprehend the function of a door. He's waiting for me to conjure my sacred people-magic and open that mysterious barrier he stares out of. And I want food. If I had people-magic, I would have food. Fück.
[spoiler]double fück.[/spoiler]
EDIT: I was eaten by coyotes while waiting for my bro. I am now the ghost that haunts the Flood.
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[quote]...and my dog doesn't comprehend the function of a door.[/quote] Our dog does not comprehend anything, anything at all. Our cat on the other hand can open doors and TP the entire inside of the house in minutes... Go figure.