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Edited by Sola:
10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie
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[spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis science guy gets sick and makes rock candy
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1 Reply>Guy riding a bus >Girl riding the bus >Ayy bby, wan sum- >Car crashes in to bus >Double coma >What are you doing in my coma?! >We're in a coma town >The BLACK DARKNESS surrounds coma town >Oh look, random memories >How do we get out of here? >THROUGH THE BLACK DARKNESS >*enters darkness* >It's like a storm in here >noshit.jpg >Oh look, a door >It needs a key >Too many keys >There's a monster >2spooky4us >Get supplies >We're in a coma >O rly? >Obtain explosives >Blow up the monster >Monster is monster >Enter the church >Haven't been here in a while >Girl is sick >Guy is dumb >Guy fights monster with a gun >Guy is kill >Girl fights monster with stick >Monster is kill >Obtain the key >Unlock the door >Girl escapes coma >Finds guy in real life >I don't know you >D: >I know you >:D >Da end
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4 mutant teenagers beat up an office appliance [spoiler]TMNT[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCrappy navy guy and hot chick. Aliens attack Hawaii. Boom boom. "Let's get married" Girls dad: no Guy: what. End of movie
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2 RepliesAnd then everyone died. Over and over. Until they didn't. Then end.
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1 ReplyDude wants to rap Has to get life together Now he can rap This is very obvious
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1 Reply5 dudes must enter a secret international competition in order to restore honor to 2 members dead grandpa and slutty great grandma
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14 RepliesMan tries to cope in a new town after committing suicide
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1 ReplySoldier dude drives big money protection truck with buds. Buds plan to steal money. Soldier dude goes along with it. Hobo down. Trooper down. Soldier dude saves the day.
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2 RepliesGuess the video game!!: You must have no end of questions, guardians.... But fûck you, I'll never answer any.
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Guy does drugs but decides to quit. But then he decides to start again. But then he quits. But then he does drugs again. But then he quits for real this time? Maybe? Whatever, at the end he steals his friends money.
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3 RepliesThere's this retard who is really clingy to this average joe and messes up his work life and stuff but the joe drags him around anyways and one day the retard is abusive to an animal and commits murder and the joe kills the retard and runs away.
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so this foo from mandrake falls gets 14 bill cuz his uncle turned into a snowman and then he meets some broad and falls in love but shes a news reporter
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then entire audience threw up and committed suicide. [spoiler]the last airbender[/spoiler]
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Dinosaurs! Quote's! Bad shit happens! Clicheeeee! [spoiler]jurassic phurk[/spoiler]
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Green monster thingy gets turned into a man. [spoiler]Shrek 2[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Higg47: 6/18/2015 5:00:45 AMSo this guy gets out of jail right? And he's like, "Ugh, I hate this guy and other people with money hate this guy." So he goes and gets all his bad friends and like robs the guy who they all hate. There is also this rich dude. And the guy who everyone hates is now dating the first guy's ex-wife and he's like "Babe, come back to me." and she's all like "No this guy has more money and doesn't go to jail and then they rob the guy that everyone hates and the end. Edit : Spelling
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3 RepliesSo there's this guy, and he's really sad cause his mama is real sick and then he runs away but is anal probed then like 20 years later he finds a sphere and runs away and tries to sell it but a rodent and his wood attack him when an alien attacks him at the same time and goes to jail but breaks out with the people who tried to kill him cause they friends now and they go to a floating space head where they call the bad guy and he totally kicks their butts and takes their sphere so they team up with other bad guys to save the planet and get the sphere back with the power of dance and the police are like we like you now. It was pretty good.[spoiler]Guardians of the Galaxy[/spoiler]
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Some dudes kill this other dude's family, and the other dude kills the dudes back. Any revenge movie.
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2 RepliesSo this kid leaves his home and finds a dude and they make a band and then the devil comes out and they get high.
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1 ReplyHas dinosaurs
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Gud movie [spoiler]transformers [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOkay, let's see. So this thing happened with this guy, and this group of people. One of them is like strong, the other is smart, well there's two that are smart, and then there's these two people that you think are lovers but they're not?? Oh! and then there's this guy with this tool and shit. So the black guy goes and collects them all, and they go and do some shit and defeat some aliens and destroy this city and save a lot of people. Long story short, the guy with the tool and the other guy go back home, and everyone else is left to their own shit. Does that make sense?
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1 ReplyZap Where did the kids go Omg giant things Happy family
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This guy has weird friends. Friend plans Christmas party. He wakes up the next morning and his friends are normal and don't know him. Goes and tries to find friends to get them to a room because of a bookmark talking about a program on a PC. Manages to convince a friend that they met before, by using alias 'John Smith'. Discusses with friend and other friend why he remembers things differently. Get other friends to room. Presses enter on PC. Traveled to same place from before but three years before. Meets adult version of a friend. Gives him a thing that fixes the issue. Sent to time things changed. Finds out another friend did it. Got stabbed when trying to fix by someone else. Saved by friend and her adult version as well as a future version of himself. Wakes up in hospital with his friends around him as they were before everything, though think he was in a coma for a few days due to falling down some stairs.
