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Edited by Sola: 10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie

Example: Explosions Explosions [spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]

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  • Layers Get out me swamp Woman pretty Ogre not so Donkey Waffles Princess turn to Ogre True love kiss Antonio bendover is a cat Living la vida loca

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    • Like Battletoads only with aliens and exosuits.

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      Fairytale [spoiler]exodus[/spoiler]

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    • Edited by Sx D O O D L E: 12/30/2014 10:28:22 AM
      Lethal injection Hunts for antidote Gunfight Explosions Errection Adrenaline Gunfight Bum Explosions Gunfight Car chase Public sex Finds antidote Falls out of helipcopter Survives.

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      • Not exactly puppets...not exactly mops either...

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        • Explosion We are looking for a cube Explosion Cube found WHATSHAPPANING Explosions Megan Fox Explosion Megan Fox Explosions Shia Labeauf Explosions End

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          • Big alien orb mankind thrives Darkness destroys everthing billions of humens One guardian destroys darkness [spoiler]I THINK YOU CAN GUESS[/spoiler]

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            • Guy Meets people Kills people Explosions More explosions Learns how to cause bigger explosions Saves galaxy.

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              • I get you

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              • Irrelevant intro Near sex scene Bad guy Explosion Irrelevant talking Sex scene Explosion Explosion Talking Sex scene Talking Explosion Explosion Explosion End Sex scene

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                • It was alright.

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                • No Yes The end

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                • Edited by ArcTiC 0c3An: 12/28/2014 8:59:47 AM
                  Man without butthole Plan to kill man without butthole Must shove tube up butthole to kill man without butthole They hate us cuz they anus Man without butthole sharts on tv Man has butthole! Man with butthole gets in helicopter Man in helicopter gets blown up

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                  • Watch Twilight series

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                  • Edited by Reece: 12/29/2014 6:48:50 PM
                    The End, ~ Can we leave class now Ms, school is almost over and so is this class...

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                  • Pluto Nash the best movie of all time

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                  • Pew pew pew Zap zap Bang bang Boom boom [spoiler]every Michael bay film[/spoiler]

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                    • Exactly

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                    • 1) Illuminati 2) Confirmed [spoiler]Angels and Demons[/spoiler]

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                    • Girl with robots on ship. Guy blow up ship and take girl. Robots find boy. Boy finds man and bear. They do some things and find girl. Then blow up moon. Celebrate.

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