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Edited by Sola: 10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie

Example: Explosions Explosions [spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]

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  • Wife dies Fast forward Husband arrested Son breaks him out Goes to where wife died Discover monster Monster escapes Dad dies Another monster revealed Offscreen fight ANOTHER monster revealed "We're gonna nuke em" Second monster kills first and third monster Celebration

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    • Man loses his mother (who is the same age as he is), develops a relationship with a rich man's daughter, becomes incredibly rich by successfully robbing several banks without ever stealing any money, and gives most of it away to the poor.

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      • Gravity: Intense Floaty funtime Mud

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      • Shoot people Get arrested Break out Shoot more people Save the world by murdering a bunch of bad guys Plot: Ex-Cons can save the world(?)

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        • A kid Then a train The some singing Them some hot chocolate Then train ski ing Then more singing Then train on ice Then North Pole Then Santa Then bell The end. [spoiler]guess what movie?[/spoiler]

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          • Kid at home not by choice does stuff and some people try to enter his home and he's like oh hell no so then he makes stuff and then the people trying to get in get in but it's really bad cause of the things he made and it pretty much just goes on like this for 90 minutes the. The credits roll.

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            • Small town kid Bmx Full house chick Sewage water slide. You can't do a back flip Well I'm gonna try Hell track. Hulk hogan eat your heart out a backflip

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            • PG-13

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              • Big explosions 2 bats(1 has wings the other doesn't)fly out one goes to japan one goes to Nevada they destroy the cities some big dude with spikes on his back tries to defeat them but at first he gets crushed the he crushes them

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                • Edited by DigitalNinja: 12/13/2014 10:17:06 PM
                  A foul-mouthed pirate dude invites his friends (an alcoholic robot, a big discolored guy, some foreign medieval knight with a hammer, some other guy, a random chick, and his old friend, a pro-American racist) to a secret club and forget to invite the medieval guy's brother, who decides to take over the world for some reason. Then the nerds go crazy and they make billions of dollars. The end. Guess the movie!

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                  • Limbo and lucid wtf dreaming

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                    • Well I don't really know who I am talking to I also don't really quite know what I am talking about But I will keep talking because my mama told me, that you can tell a lot about somebody, based on the shoes of their feet. But I do know what love is. Read it really slow and a little bit simple minded.

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                      • Pew pew LaZurs Pew pew Explosions

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                        • Magic and famous people

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                          • A man was walking down the street. He walked into the bakery because he had so many rolls. As he was waiting in line he realised he had to take a really big dump. He slowly flounded across the park to the public toilets. He got halfway there be before the feces began to dribble into his shoe. Everybody thought it was rank but the warm slushy muck felt good on a cold day.

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                          • Some reptiles stuck in a flying tin can.

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                            • Psycho teenager kills himself with a jumbo jet

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                              • Some girl played a game one time And won but Santa was mad at her So she joined the anti Santa resistance Then her home was esploded and her sister cries all the time Also her mentor has a alcoholism And the other is a bitch She has 2 friends who r boys but not boyfriends And I didn't know which one she liked And the movies r not very gud What am I on about?

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                                • I am a tv show

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                                  • Beginning Stuff related to the plot Climax More stuff related to the plot End Those words that play on the screen

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                                    • Story about animals Main character's mother and siblings are all killed by some freak on nature Main character gets kidnapped Father meets someone else who has short term memory loss Main character is attempting to escape a prison which will cause certain death Main character risks his life to get out of the prison Father meets a group of serial killers on probation Father and friend are almost killed The two are reunited but both heavily scarred. Introducing: Finding Nemo

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                                    • I drove this jeep before they paid me to I stole this drone before they paid me to I worked for nasa before they paid me to I worked with catwoman before they paid me to I experienced black holes before they paid me to I found a new planet before they paid me to I aged 20 years before they paid me to I found Matt Damon before they paid me to I found out Matt Damon was evil before they paid me to I found a 4th dimension before they paid me to I sent a message to myself before they paid me to I talked to my 90 year old daughter before they paid me to I went to find catwoman before they paid me to I was Matthew mconahey before they paid me to [spoiler][i][b]interstellar[/b][/i][/spoiler]

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                                    • Family lives in corn field. Arthur Mitchell. Strong southern accent. Weird dust. Crying bitch. Space. Worm hole. Crazy ass water world. Dude dies. Crazy ass ice world. Promise of life. Betrayal. Dude dies. Crazy ass intense ship scene. Robot. Sadness. Black hole. Knows real ghost. Knows everything else that happened before. Old lady dying. Sadness. Hope for new world. End.

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                                      • Tiny ass guy gets inflated. He goes to fight an evil German version of The Mask. He then crashes his plane thing into a bunch of ice and water so people don't die. He is then late for a date by roughly 70 years. [spoiler]Captain 'Murica[/spoiler] A horny and angry dude joins a bunch of space monks that have swords that go 'zzziing' and his lack of control over his dick sets a chain of intergalatic events in motion, which include his kids kissing and a planet getting exploded among other things. [spoiler]Star Wars[/spoiler]

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                                        • Edited by Fawkes Prime: 12/6/2014 3:09:25 PM
                                          A guy is in the wasteland after the government f[i]u[/i]cked up and made Earth uninhabitable. After years and years of cleaning after mankind's mess. A girl comes down out of the sky. He then shows her his place. He decides to show her a plant he found. She proceeds to freak out and falls asleep. A spaceship comes down and takes the girl away. He hitchhikes onto the spaceship, and the ship lands in the hangar of a bigger ship. He then finds the humans. Except, there's a surprise. They're all [b]very[/b] obese. He has an adventure, and the autopilot to the ship goes nuts, and traps the captain in his his cabin. The captain outsmarts the autopilot and sets a course for Earth. They land on Earth and rebuild. [spoiler]Have you guessed it?[/spoiler]

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                                          • There was a guy, and his planet went away, but it was okay because he put this skull in his kid, and then this other guy wanted to be friends, but he didn't like people, and so they put on some spandex, and broke a city.

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