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Edited by Sola:
10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie
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Explosions
Explosions
[spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOrcs Wizards Battle People Dudes Death
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3 RepliesDeath...by d**k! You will know what movie it is if you've seen it. It will scar you for life.
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Smokin' Aces trailer: Blam Blam! FBI agents! Blam Blam! Aces! Blam Blam! Mafia! Blam Blam! Plot Twist! Blam Blam! Hookers! Blam Blam! And they were all quotes of magazine articles reviewing the movie.
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Edited by An Avocado: 12/6/2014 10:01:00 PMThis guy named Varth Dader or something hates these people flying around in a ship so he invades and kills stuff. He later finds an old man named yung Ken Benobi and murders him. Then some people people decide to blow up his home for no apparent reason, so he invades their snowy planet and gets revenge. The end [spoiler]until his son cuts off his hand for invading his grassy planet filled of tiny hairy apes.[/spoiler]
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The Incredible Hulk A freakin Ninja Turtle overdosing on steroids
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1 ReplyGreen guy is mad, he beats up people, den he gets a green girl
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2 RepliesSpace Space More space Debris Floating A space station Fire More debris More Floating A Chinese space station Falling Water The end
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2 RepliesAn man and a woman lives peacefully in a town The woman just got baby's which they both enjoy But one night, a serial killer broke out of prison and got the the house where he killed the woman and almost all the children except one which he only harmed, and handicapt his arm The dad hid away in time without harm Years later, the dad brought his son to school where he was kidnapped The dad ran after the vehicle but wasnt fast enough While the dad, aided by another woman which was a bit anoying, was in search for his son, the son was held captive with other people where he would finally be sold to some owner The dad managed to save the and all went well Before all this the relation between dad and son was a bit weak, but after all the effort the dad put into saving his son made the bond better What movie?
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Some white dude with bad facial hair kills a bunch of foreign people with guns to stop nukes or something. [spoiler]Every action movie ever[/spoiler]
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Edited by d0c 0n1ner: 12/13/2014 9:14:16 PMRunning in the snow even though there is no snow.
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Guy finds ring Ring gets stuck on finger Indians hunt down ring Try to kill person Bahamas Police Undercover Indian chick Ring comes off The end
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Ends the way every movie ends...[spoiler]Credits.[/spoiler]
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Pacific rim What? Robot Alien Blue stuff Roar What?
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2 RepliesMan on toilet get ate, Samuel L jacksons arms go bye bye, there is girl who is cleaver
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1 Replyay bby u wan sum fuk
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2 Repliesboy meat gurl gurl is die boy is die gurl not rally ded gurl kill self rest in penis
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The fault in our stars Okay Okay *boy dies*
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1 ReplySuper heroes don't exist but then a weeaboo/NEET believes in the law of equivalent exchange so he hunts down his complete opposite in an attempt to...????
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Ant Man Where all the ants drown in a hole
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2 RepliesGentleman and lady Ball falls from sky Is robot More robots Explosions Kissing A bunch of robots die The end
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1 ReplyThe world starts to fall apart so humanity makes giant boats and just floats on water forever.
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A kid dreams of creating flying sheits and the only way he achieves it is when his gf gets ripperino. [spoiler]right in the feels[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAssmouth Assmouth Ass. Oh and there's a bad doctor who dies in the end
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1 ReplyTwo Mexican men mention plethora.
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2 RepliesSick girl cries. Her parents cry. Meets a boy. She's happy, but being happy makes her cry. Drives boy away. He cries, which makes her cry more, so she takes him back. They go on a special trip. Meet a man that makes them both cry. Boy dies. Everyone cries. Mean man feels so bad that he stops by to make her cry even more. Movie ends
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So there's a guy who wants to go to an island but he can't because he needs people to go with him to the island so he gets people, they consist of man who dies, studly man, opposite of studly girl, a black guy I think and that's all I remember, so they get to island and OH SH!T they got Dino's and Dino's are all like rawr I'm a Dino so guy who dies gets deaded by spear guy who is there and guy wants to record the Dino's but is too afraid of Dino's to record Dino's so studly guy is all like I didn't sign up for this and girl is all like wanna make out but she get kidnapped oh no so then she is like a sacrifice or something and theirs a gorilla legend so gorilla legend comes to get girl so that... I don't know... But then gorilla legend gets caught by guy and studly guy... I think the black guy helped too... So they take gorilla legend to New York where gorilla legend becomes a star but is miffed about being a star so decides to fück that SH!t and takes girl and climbs stuff but the he dies the end [spoiler]King Kong[/spoiler]
