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Edited by Sola: 10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie

Example: Explosions Explosions [spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]

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  • So there's a guy who wants to go to an island but he can't because he needs people to go with him to the island so he gets people, they consist of man who dies, studly man, opposite of studly girl, a black guy I think and that's all I remember, so they get to island and OH SH!T they got Dino's and Dino's are all like rawr I'm a Dino so guy who dies gets deaded by spear guy who is there and guy wants to record the Dino's but is too afraid of Dino's to record Dino's so studly guy is all like I didn't sign up for this and girl is all like wanna make out but she get kidnapped oh no so then she is like a sacrifice or something and theirs a gorilla legend so gorilla legend comes to get girl so that... I don't know... But then gorilla legend gets caught by guy and studly guy... I think the black guy helped too... So they take gorilla legend to New York where gorilla legend becomes a star but is miffed about being a star so decides to fück that SH!t and takes girl and climbs stuff but the he dies the end [spoiler]King Kong[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Rynosaurus Reks: 12/6/2014 8:52:44 AM
    Star Wars episode 2: Young darth vader still sucking obi wans wang. Fall in love with paddy. Assassin tries to kill her. Assassin killed by Wobbuffet. Wobbuffet make army of other wobbuffets. Army legality debatable. Padme kidnapped by horny aliens, robbits, and Saruman. Teen vader and obi and paddy in gladiator bug arena get räped by horny alien animals. Wobbuffet army and jedies fly in. SWOOSH! Wobbuffets and jedies battle robbits. They fly away. SWOOSH! Old Kermit battles Saruman with old people talk. (2 hours later) Saruman flies away. SWOOSH! Old Kermit feels Vader. Teen Vader marries paddy. The end.

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  • Edited by Amnesia: 12/2/2014 4:50:49 PM
    70's music Mom left Lovely Bones Dad's definitely gay Awkward sex Dad creepin' Lovely Bones Trippin' Awkward sex Mom's body in the freezer Woops where'd it go Yup, Dad's gay

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    • Edited by Fotbitr: 12/6/2014 8:41:32 AM
      It's spooky and the couple have a wild sexual escapade in a questionable medical professional's home. During which they are each serenaded. [spoiler]is it too easy[/spoiler]

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    • Edited by ZTG AntillusR: 12/6/2014 8:31:08 AM
      Man ignores kid Man is kidnapped Someone's father is dead Young man in prison is released, learns father he never met is dead Bail bondsman learns his father is dead Cop who is fired and looks a lot like john cena learns his father is dead Funeral happens, brothers are all introduced, learn they can make money Bail bondsman ask brothers to help him find guy who ran away They go to Mexico, young man who was compared to brad Pitt screws a stripper, man who looks like john cena kills man who was gonna kill young man Turns out he's the bail bondsman's guy who owes him money They ride horses People die Brothers make up Dad didn't leave them any money[spoiler]the reunion [/spoiler]

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    • 2 stoners, comic book movie, go to Hollywood, erection in a cup, diamond heist, monkey, mark hammil, the end

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      • A legion of teddy bears take down an empire.

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      • I was about to badly explain a bad movie, which doesn't seem to be the idea of this thread..

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      • Girl framed for murder of sister, uncle sexually abuses her, sent to Deadman Wonderland except strippers, kills [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] Zombies, robots, giant samurai, and -BOOM- [spoiler]wasn't the main character[/spoiler]

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        • Boobs Fireworks

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          • It has a title

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          • Edited by HangPoIiticians: 12/6/2014 4:06:13 AM
            Uh. Dying, revive, om nom nom, KABLAMO, tadah [spoiler]Transformers: The Animated Movie[/spoiler]

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          • Edited by K331AN: 12/6/2014 2:33:23 AM
            Blah blah blah blah, plot twist! Blah, blah, blah, blah, Omg, really? Blah Blah Blah Blah [spoiler] The Hunger Games: Mockingjay[/spoiler] Doesn't seem bad at all now that I read it.

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          • *horror movies* THE BLACK GUY DIES FIRST.

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          • Shiny shiny spin around am I a god I'm the king of the rhumba beat

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          • World War Z[spoiler]That's the bad part.[/spoiler]

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          • 1800!

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          • the black guy always dies first

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          • Edited by Velexia: 12/4/2014 5:18:07 AM
            So there's this guy, and then there's a spaceship and FWOOOOOSH, and then waves and BWAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA and then there's another guy and KA-B... and then He tricked her like omg, and she's all old and then a spaceship and fwooosh, roll credits. I cried. [spoiler]Interstellar[/spoiler]

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          • Guy gets drunk in highschool. Wants to get drunk to fulfill his wish. Ends up beating up blue mannequins and sends the world back to the dark ages

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            • Edited by Omega Hybrid: 11/17/2014 6:51:29 AM
              Bearded Tom cruise goes to Japan. Bearded Tom cruise trains soldiers. Soldier have to fight. Not prepared. Massacre ensues. Bearded Tom cruise kill an armored man. Bearded Tom cruise taken prisoner. Stockholm syndrome ensues. Bearded Tom cruise joins captors side . Gets a fatties to take pics of the captors. Everyone gets shot by a pew pew gun. Much death. Many sad. Bearded Tom cruise survives again.. Bearded Tom cruise becomes the last Japanese warrior... Credits roll...

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              • Guys go to Vegas on drugs. Guys go to a dirt bike race on drugs. Guys go to a circus on drugs. Guy goes to a police convention on drugs. A7X makes a song about it.

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                • Start Middle End

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                • Cràp Library Main character dead (Never finished movie because it sucked so much)

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                • three guys go on an adventure with fat people, a cyclops, and the KKK

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                  • This guy and this girl commit crime and bang the shit out of each other. The end

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