Lots of dark. Lots of anger. Lots of people. Lots of boom boom and bang and ohh yaaa. Lots of blood.

Subsitute teacher. Rock and roll. Teacher secretly teaching kids rock and roll. Jack Black.

Guy gets killed. Girl sad. Dad is the culprit.

Old men Look for pictures [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]

>Guy wakes up on beach. >Meets other guys >Their initials spell dreams >they dream >Did he wake up? >Was he ever awake? >Is he really Jack from that movie with the ship that sunk? >Was that a dream? [quote]>Will he ever win an Oscar? [spoiler]>Never in his [i]dreams[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

[quote]Example: Explosions Explosions [spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler][/quote] A dumbass becomes the luckiest mother -blam!-er and meets a bunch of celebrities and his best bud dies in the war. He goes shrimping with his legless friend and after a lifetime in the friend zone he finally gets it on with his crush and gets her pregnant and gives her aids and the same time and she dies. The end

OP is a movie by Michael Bay

Stand By Me Movie Review So these kids are like "yo I overheard some guys talking about dead people" and they were all like "no way! We got to go like see it bro" and so they start walking singing Kumbaya or some shit like that and their on a railroad and almost get quickscoped by a train twice, so they are walking and walking and walking and walking and guess what happens next! They keep walking and none of them complain except the fat kid. So the main dude Lachance or something like that is all like "my dad hates me because by brother died" and the kid with the buzz cut and cigs is all like "don't even sweat it your dads just a punk bitch." So they keep doing their thing and then they all basically scream "DETOUR!!!!!" And start rollin down a hill and the fat kid is like "wait up homies!" So they get to a swamp right. They all scream "POOL PARTY" and jump in and start goofin off but Lachance is like "I'm getting out of this swamp lil b, so he starts swimming next thing you know they're covered in leeches and Lachance is like "bro my dick fell off" and faints. So they get walking again and go to sleep. Lachance dreams he's getting trickshotted by his dad and wakes up crying. Next morning they walk (I know right.... Suprising) and find the kids body but little did they know Ace (the teenager who's like the leader) shows up with his crew and starts -blam!-ing shit up, pulls out a knife goes to attack a kid for a dead kids body but wait for it.... BANG!!!! Lachance fires a round from a pistol in the air and tells ace to suck his fat one or gtfo. They leave then the kids leave and make an anonymous call to lead the police to his body. They walk home they fat kid and the army kid go off and do their thing later on in life but Lachance becomes a super awesome writer and the buzz cut guy becomes a lawyer. So buzz cut kid like 20 yrs later walks into a burger joint and sees these two guys arguing and is all like "guys chill the -blam!- out I'm tryna spot myself a happy meal here ok" and some guy is like "GET REKT!!!!" And -blam!-in slits the dudes throat. Lachance finishes his story and is all like "besties are good but Deers are better." Then plays with his kids and is all like "let's roll out and pool out" and the kids are like "wat m8" then the movie ends to the classic "Stand by me" song. Review done perfect by Austin

Nothings happening...nothings happening...something about a map....its over. People in the audience look pissed.

Dog dies

Ron Schneider is..... A stapler! :D

Retarded deaf blind girl grabs YOUR food off YOUR dinner plate... And you just let it happen. [spoiler]guess :3[/spoiler]

Guy in mental instatute he think he from alien planet. Surprise he likes sunglasses and knows too much. Surprise he dissapear at end of movie. [spoiler]KPAX[/spoiler]

Nic Cage drinks a whole lot moves to Vegas drinks a lot more buys a hooker drinks buys the same hooker again drinks then dies from drinking.

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