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Edited by Mr Boom16:
10/6/2014 3:02:44 AM
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Plz Halp Dick Stuck in iPhone
So I was messing around with Siri, and I got aroused by her voice. I couldn't resist; I unzipped my pants in put my dick in the charger port. Now I'm stuck and can't pull it out in fear of ripping the skin off my dick. Also, on a side note, the charger is in my asshole and shocking my prostate, causing me to shit myself uncontrollably.
Wat do flud?
Edit: Noble 6 won this thread guys; you can go home now.
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2 RepliesNECROBUMP
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There's an app for that.
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This is funny [spoiler]*tries it*[/spoiler] [spoiler]halp[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm stuck[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesTry putting it in the microwave for a couple minutes. It should loosen up the phone and you should be able to slip right out.
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Uhhh what
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try xbox.com
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1 ReplyTry turning it off and on.
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6 RepliesFap. The force of the jizz coming out will push your penis out of the charge socket and the jizz will also act as a lubricant so it won't tear the flesh. Then clench your butt cheeks and fall forward, thus pulling the charger out of the wall.
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1 ReplyIs the phone charging while the charger is in your arse?
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This.
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Call Xbox.com
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2 RepliesAre you checking this on the app? Do we make you vibrate every time we post?
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Is 4chan invading? The Speaker was right after all, we will not survive it this time.
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8 RepliesTell Siri to give you a blowjob
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Now you'll always have your phone with you!
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o bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyPlz halp
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