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Edited by NormanOsborn: 9/27/2014 7:23:51 PM"What is your spaghetti policy here?" *Eating spaghetti out of a plastic bag*
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The policy simply states all spaghetti must be contained in the pocket of each individual that is permited to carry said spaghetti. Under section 1464 all spaghetti violators will be subject to lasagnafication.
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How much sauce are we talking? Or does he keep it in a Baggie?
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Does the spaghetti stay hot
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It is forever hot. Never cooling even under the harshest of cold climats Pluto no longer exists because spaghetti's uncontrollable warmth melted the once considered planet
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You do know Pluto is a mass relay?
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Oooooo, that must feel nice
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>50% sauce to noodle ratio >no baggy ever >warlocks like the feels of spaghetti
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When the warlock gets bored will he throw spaghetti of the tower? Spaghetti attack from above maybe?
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The spaghetti is endless. The curse of the forever flowing spaghetti must be contained in the pocket of the warlock for if it were released spaghetti would flood the lands consuming all in it's path wether it be light or dark. The spaghetti's insatiable hunger forever grows.
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The world will perish before spaghetti Spaghetti = darkness The traveller fears you oh great and all powerful spaghetti wielder of sauce... Please use your almighty powers for good and all that requires sauce of spaghetti
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[spoiler]the traveler is full of spaghetti we were doomed before it even started[/spoiler]
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Damn it... Damn the spaghetti to hell...
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It's only weakness is the finest of saturns parmesan cheese. Only found deep within the eye of the endless storm. But the quest for it is surely a death sentance.
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Me and you should go for a hunt.... The way may be treacherous and we may not come back alive but we must save the universe from its possible destruction!
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Edited by Meefie: 9/27/2014 7:30:41 PMThe hunt would be long and treacherous Saturn surface is a vast unrelenting torrent of olive oil rain and garlic toast hail made from the hardest french breads. We would be walking into the heart of the spaghetti. I hope your ready for this.
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I'm not sure I am ready... Should we perhaps ask for aid from the queen? Maybe we need to search Saturn for the meatball key to open the porcelain door shaped like a plate to enter the abyss. Who knows what deadly enemy lurks in the depth...
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Rumor has it the mighty breadstick abomination lurks deep below saturns surface guarding the sacred parmesan. Waiting to be released upon the universe to lead his army of mozzarella mutants. The queens aid will be far from enough to halt this being of bread.
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I will be armed with no yellow exotics but with the garlic infused scout rifle! And the buttery sniper!! Not forgetting the basil and oregano powered rocket launcher. I will carry forth the ultimate emblem given to the few who will undertake this task, of the spaghetti clan and have my spaghetti cape dripping, with the sauce forged by your mighty warlock to help me through the ultimate battle of all battles! May the Spaghetti gods be ever in our favour in our time of need... Become legend... Become spaghetti...
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And the so the battle began. The hunter and warlock fighting the breadstick abomination and it's seemingly endless mozzarella mutant army. The hunter perched above blasting all in it's sights with the buttery sniper. Whilst the warlock lobs his marinara grenades into the fray. The battle seemed to go on for ages. Sights of oregen&basil rockets lighting up the darkend abyss. The warlock and hunter managed to stun the breadbomination near the cliff of molten garlic sauce. With the battle moments away from being over the warlock and hunter look at each other and nod. With a furious shout they yell THIS IS SPAGHETTI. kicking the lowly breadstick into the molten chasm. Gaining the highly sought after parmesan.
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Holding the cheese together [insert cool poses here] it starts to envelop us until we are completely covered! We attempt to move but it seems we are frozen... We start to lose consciousness but before we pass out we are blinded by a yellow light! We open our eyes to see that we have become infused with the cheese! We are tougher and more agile and have unlocked the final subclass, the cheese subclass. We have unlocked the secrets of the traveller and the Darkness! We return to the tower cheese in hand. We teleport to the lobby but are we too late? Has the darkness enveloped the tower?!
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I throughly enjoyed this conversation.
