But she's unattractive (face and body) would you give her a shot or brush her off?
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Edited by The Cellar Door: 9/29/2014 1:59:21 AMGet a brown bag, glue, dental floss, tweezers, and three kegs of the highest alcohol content beer money can buy. Now that you've done this, beat her over the head with each keg, changing after each time because who wants to use an ugly weapon? Now use the tweezers to pluck all the hair from her eyebrows while she's still unconscious. Sew them together with the dental floss. Glue the sewn together hair follicles to the brown bag. Now once she's out of the hospital and the assault charges have been filed, now it's time for some liquid courage. Drink up mother-blam!-er you have 3 kegs and you are a waste to society if your only purpose for them is to beat women. Approach with the brown bag in hand and ask her if she wants to touch your hairy sack. Great icebreaker, absolutely killed all the girls in middle school.