"Ay there. The pubs too insane for me. I enjoy a quiet drink without yelling. So can I get a drink?"
English
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You sure can. *finishes wiping table* What can I get you?
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"Well I think I would like a shot of your strongest"
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*slides a glass of our strongest vodka* This should be what you're looking for. If you need anything more, I'll be here, petting this cat. *continues petting cat*
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*stands* "I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST!" "Here's to honor, I offered her my honor, She honored my offer; All night long I got offer and honor. If you can't come inner, come honor. To honor To getting honor To staying honor And if you can't *** in her *** honor " *takes shot*