What's the difference between a novel and a book? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Do penguins have knees? Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? Can you cry underwater? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? When the French swear do they say pardon my English? Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? Why are red buttons always the most important? How is chess considered a sport? Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs? Would you die if you didn't pee? Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man? How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? Could you be a closet claustrophobic? Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? Where do all the daylight savings hours go? Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head? What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? Can you slam a revolving door? How young can you be, but still die of old age? What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? Can you read a picture book? Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts! If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? What shape is the sky? If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

What is that sound my dish washer is making?

...Will it blend?

Favourite hand cannon?

Why is your kd in crucible so trash. The thorn is impossible to go negative with.

How are you, really? How do you feel right now? What are you thinking about? What’s your favorite color? What’s your favorite food? What’s your favorite dessert? How old are you? What have you learned today? What was your favorite subject in school? What do you do? What are some of your favorite books? What are some of your favorite movies? What kind of music are you into? If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about? What’s one of the scariest things you’ve ever done? What accomplishment are you most proud of? Are you married? How did you meet your spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend? Do you think it’s better to get married when you’re young or better to wait a while? Do you have any kids? Have you ever thought of adopting? When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? How did you get into [INSERT THEIR CAREER FIELD]? Would you recommend [INSERT THEIR CAREER] for other people? Why / Why not? What do you do for fun? Do you like traveling? If you could visit any country in the world, where would you go? Who are some people you’d like to meet someday? If someone asked you to give them a random piece of advice, what would you say? What’s one of your favorite habits you have? What are some things that make you really happy? What are some things that make you really sad? What are some things that scare you? Do you like to plan things out in detail or be spontaneous? Are you a religious person? If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet? Would you rather live in the country or in the city? What was your life like growing up? What were you like in high school? Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many? What’s your favorite part about today so far? Who in your life has influenced you the most? How did they do it? What’s your favorite joke? Have you ever tried sushi? (Did you like it?) Do you like spicy food? How do you like your steak cooked? Do you have a favorite number? Any particular reason why you like that number? If you were a type of animal, what would you be and why? What’s one of the strangest things you’ve ever done? What kind of vacations do you like? What are some of your major goals in life? What are some of your smaller goals in life? What do you like least about yourself? What embarrasses you? If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try? What’s your earliest memory? What’s the best decision you ever made? Who’s your best / closest friend? What do you think people think of you? What were your grades like in school? If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn? Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Have you ever taken a personality test? (How did the results turn out?) What’s the first thing you notice about people? Do you think people can control their own destiny? Do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others (say, a severely retarded patient vs. a doctor who could potentially save hundreds of lives)? Do you think people are basically bad or basically good? Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups? Do you think God exists? Do you think any kind of afterlife exists? Do you vote? Why / Why not? If you do vote, how do you usually vote? Do you think gay people choose to be gay? Do you think straight people choose to be straight? Is torture ever a good option? If no, why not? If yes, when? Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people? What’s the most money you’ve ever given away? What’s the biggest personal change you’ve ever made? What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? What do you think would be one of the best steps we could take toward ending poverty around the world? What do you think we could do to best improve the education system? In general, what do you think about art? What are some of your favorite websites? What’s the biggest turnoff in a man/woman? What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told? What’s something most people don’t know about you? What’s something you wish everyone knew about you? What are some of the first things you do in the morning? What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you? Do you cry easily? How do you feel about public speaking? Do you like to talk on the phone? How many emails do you get each week, roughly? If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you? What’s one of your favorite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going? Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? Have you ever been in a fist fight? What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled? What did you do on your 16th birthday? What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now? How would you explain your basic life philosophy? Would you rather be hated or forgotten? If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today?

I couldn't possibly give less of a -blam!-, now please run along you absolute peasant :)

Hawkmoon FTW

Why do I care?

How many exotics did you get from 16K.

What is the chemical reaction in which a -blam!- can be given?

I'm at 25000. Ask me nothing.

Do you have a life Oh wait i already can tell from the title

[quote]Ask away. Edit: changed the title[/quote] What is your favorite cheese?

How do you sleep at night

I just got The Last Word yesterday and have a few questions. Do you mostly fire from hip for bonus damage or use sites? What kind of loadout do you have on TLW? Any tips on shooting method?

I want to like hand cannons, I really do. But my assault rifles are just.... Better.

What is your favorite Hand Cannon? Also, which console do you play on?

19439. Just under 50% precision shots. Go home your drunk.

........left or right handed?

TDYK or The Last Word? I have TDYK maxed and its pretty sick but I want the The Last Word. Any experience with both?

How many have you killed with your AR?

where can i see how many enemies i killed with a certain gun type?

Where does the sun go at night?